Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"

You're new, so I guess I should tell you...You only get one warning from Nigel. 

It's usually her shadow falling across you.

It's too late by then, but it's technically a warning.

[Doktor Howl]

CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?

We saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really.

Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed.

Heard about that. 

Thought it was an urban legend.

[Doktor Howl]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"

You're new, so I guess I should tell you...You only get one warning from Nigel. 

It's usually her shadow falling across you.

It's too late by then, but it's technically a warning.

"Hey, Nigel, can I ea...OH MY GOD, MY SKIN FELL OFF!"

[McGrupp]

CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?

We saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really.

Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed.

Heard about that. 

Thought it was an urban legend.

Compared to this the cutlery set seemed well thought out.

[Left]

My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.

[McGrupp]

My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.

[Doktor Howl]

My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.

He got 72 pieces down.  I don't think we should minimize his accomplishments.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.

He got 72 pieces down.  I don't think we should minimize his accomplishments.

[McGrupp]

My mom had a chronic psych patient in her hospital...with (among other  things) a drive to eat paper. 
The doctors allowed him to eat some, as they deemed it not dangerous.
His sister sent him a birthday card.
He ate it.

I think it's called pica disorder. It's not well understood and varies from an urge to eat paper or dirt to, well, 50 piece cutlery sets.

He got 72 pieces down.  I don't think we should minimize his accomplishments.