Activity page! (Hospital stomach xrays, possibly unpleasant images)

[McGrupp]

Disclaimer: None of these came from the place I work at. All patients made a full recovery.

[Left]

1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B

...Please to scroll down to # 3 in the link below:
http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

#10 was the one that really got me. I mean, WTF?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

[Doktor Howl]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

[Doktor Howl]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

[McGrupp]

1. C
2. A
3. D
4. B

...Please to scroll down to # 3 in the link below:
http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx

Yeah, it's almost never a good thing when a bomb squad is deployed to your butt.

#10 was the one that really got me. I mean, WTF?

Definitely the worst thought out one.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

Sometimes I just... lose sight of things. 

[Doktor Howl]

CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?

[McGrupp]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"

[Left]

Yeah, it's almost never a good thing when a bomb squad is deployed to your butt.

I know, right? 
Damn, that was one helluva party though.

[Doktor Howl]

McGrupp, I had a question that started with "why..." and then I remembered that humans.

You were not there to tell them what.

If only I had been there! I could have told them what, and then this wouldn't have happened. It was so preventable!

But no.

BUT NOOO.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  You had to be doing silly ass shit like improving yourself and paying bills.  You SHOULD have been telling people that swallowing a 72-piece dining set was not in their best interests.

Why must you be so selfish?

"Nigel, can I eat this?"

"No."

"This looks like something I can swallow, Nigel"

"No."

"Hey what if I put this...."

"NO!"

You're new, so I guess I should tell you...You only get one warning from Nigel. 

It's usually her shadow falling across you.

It's too late by then, but it's technically a warning.

[Left]

@ howl


Inadvertent cast of one man's rectum in concrete.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

CANNOT SEE REST OF IMAGES BECAUSE OF WINDOWS 8.

WHAT IS #10?

We saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really.

Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed.