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Started by Doktor Howl, August 07, 2013, 04:39:34 AM

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Doktor Howl

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Stuff like this makes me nostalgic for my home state.
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How is it that this deranged creep is still being allowed to terrorize that town?
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 07, 2013, 06:51:46 AM
How is it that this deranged creep is still being allowed to terrorize that town?

Because nobody has flung a gasoline bomb through his living room window?
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Cain

Oh, Mark Kessler.  Yeah, he's a real piece of work.

All the usual suspects (Infowars, BeforeItsNews etc) are clammouring to support him, because he's a "Patriot" who "believes in the Constitution", and are publishing pieces claiming the government want to asassinate him.  Come on guys, he's not even Muslim.

Seriously though, the guy's a lunatic.  He's barely fit to be a security guard, let alone a Chief of Police, and that he has a militia backing him just makes him that much more dangeorus.

Junkenstein

This should be worth a bowl or two of popcorn at some point.

Also:

QuoteOthers who were allowed to speak referred to Kessler as a "nut," a liability and a detriment to the small community. Many who wanted to speak were prevented from doing so, either because they were blocked from entering the building or because they were too afraid of retaliation to come forward. On July 31, 2013, the borough's insurance carrier also contacted local officials, stating that they believe that Kessler may be a liability, as well. According to the "Merriam-Webster's Dictionary" the definition of terrorism is:

The systematic use of terror, especially as a means of coercion

It goes on to say that terrorism is:

Systematic use of violence to create a general climate of fear in a population and thereby to bring about a particular political objective.

The definition of terrorism is simple. If you are causing those around you to live in fear, you are a terrorist.

QuoteWhen armed men stand in doorways, with the direct intent of interfering with the rights of other members of society, when they seek to deny the rights of other persons to participate in open public meetings, when they verbally or physically threaten other citizens who hold opposing political views, when they interfere with the rights of others to speak freely about their fears and concerns, and most importantly, when they use their weapons as a way to intimidate public officials, and members of the general public, there should be no doubt these people are terrorists and need to be treated as such.

The only decent explanation I can come up with for the lack of action is that the people involved are white.
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A clear and concise definition of Terrorism?
Ooooh boy, the guvmint isn't going to like that!
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There is only so much one man can do against the whole of the Illuminati and New World Order, of course he needs a militia.
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Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 07, 2013, 12:14:48 PM
There is only so much one man can do against the whole of the Illuminati and New World Order, of course he needs a militia.

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Cain

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 07, 2013, 12:14:48 PM
There is only so much one man can do against the whole of the Illuminati and New World Order, of course he needs a militia.

Lies.  A true Rugged Individualist would be able to take them on all on his own.  Like John Galt.

Junkenstein

So is this just going to be pretty much ignored until he writes a manifesto? Or holds an insufferably long speech?
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on August 07, 2013, 07:05:21 PM
So is this just going to be pretty much ignored until he writes a manifesto? Or holds an insufferably long speech?

Depends on Eric Holder.  What happened is a clear violation of the rights of the people forbidden access.

The US Marshals could be used at any time.

Guess what?
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Of course something will be done, Obama won't be able to complete his plan of building a Death Camp in the backwoods of PA until they've gotten rid of this pesky Defender of the Constitution. Do you really believe that the Powers That Be will allow him to retain his 1st, 2nd and 4th Amendment rights when he so obviously isn't about to allow them to tattoo the Sign of the Beast on his forearm.

Hell no! They're gonna come after him in every way possible. Don't be surprised if he's shot from a grassy knoll while riding in the town parade, or if he's suddenly convicted of possessing child pornography!

Or, you know... maybe he'll be arrested for depriving others of their rights, tried in a fair court and convicted... BUT THEY"LL HAVE TO CATCH HIM AND HIS MERRY BAND OF PSYCHOPATHIC MILITIA FIRST!

Mark Kessler and his Militia
Walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water
They were drinkin', they just guzzled it down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' Obummer and Liburals
Was a-watchin' them an' gatherin' around
Mark Kessler and his Militia
Runnin' through the forest
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees
An' tryin' to get away
Contemplatin' nothin'
But escape an' fin'lly makin' it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
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Doktor Howl

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