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Started by Doktor Howl, August 09, 2013, 03:10:03 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

How does your species even get into a grad program? Even a third-rate one?






Oh, wait. Maine.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

RWHN: just so we can move this conversation along a little bit here, Nigel is saying you are stupid, not that no one has ever entrusted you with power. Continuing to list off your achievements isn't going to refute her claim, because there's a whole lot of "government is full of idiots" sentiment around these parts and all your appeals to authority on the subject of your intelligence are being undermined by that.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

You're the kind of guy who works at Brookstone, and thinks puns are "clever". And you're so inbred you have no chin.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

In other words, you know... Maine.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro

So this is what sex with Nigel is like? I can totally see RWHN's asshole destroyed from here.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: /b/earman on August 11, 2013, 05:52:22 PM
So this is what sex with Nigel is like? I can totally see RWHN's asshole destroyed from here.

:nuke2:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: /b/earman on August 11, 2013, 05:52:22 PM
So this is what sex with Nigel is like? I can totally see RWHN's asshole destroyed from here.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

This place needs some kind of smoking crater emote.
For RWHN's asshole.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

AFK

Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 11, 2013, 04:21:59 PM
How does your species even get into a grad program? Even a third-rate one?






Oh, wait. Maine.

Projecting again.  Oh, wait. Nigel.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 11, 2013, 04:22:19 PM
RWHN: just so we can move this conversation along a little bit here, Nigel is saying you are stupid, not that no one has ever entrusted you with power. Continuing to list off your achievements isn't going to refute her claim, because there's a whole lot of "government is full of idiots" sentiment around these parts and all your appeals to authority on the subject of your intelligence are being undermined by that.

Psst, right.  I mean, why compare actual professional achivements to still taking college courses.

That's like discounting the accomishments of an NBA star comparing them to some college kid in a Div. III school. 

Also, because y'all seem to be dense, I don't work in government.  But I AM the President of two non-profit boards, one of an organization I am rebuilding.  And they specifically asked me to head that up, why?  Track record and having reputable skill sets. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The End on August 11, 2013, 07:42:07 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 11, 2013, 04:21:59 PM
How does your species even get into a grad program? Even a third-rate one?






Oh, wait. Maine.

Projecting again.  Oh, wait. Nigel.
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You can't even string together a sentence that makes sense:lulz:

Not that you needed to, to graduate from the Ed Muskie School of Bureaucracy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The End on August 11, 2013, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 11, 2013, 04:22:19 PM
RWHN: just so we can move this conversation along a little bit here, Nigel is saying you are stupid, not that no one has ever entrusted you with power. Continuing to list off your achievements isn't going to refute her claim, because there's a whole lot of "government is full of idiots" sentiment around these parts and all your appeals to authority on the subject of your intelligence are being undermined by that.

Psst, right.  I mean, why compare actual professional achivements to still taking college courses.

That's like discounting the accomishments of an NBA star comparing them to some college kid in a Div. III school. 

Also, because y'all seem to be dense, I don't work in government.  But I AM the President of two non-profit boards, one of an organization I am rebuilding.  And they specifically asked me to head that up, why?  Track record and having reputable skill sets.
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He's a Really Important Guy in some podunk burg in Maine! Be impressed!

My level of education has no bearing on the fact that I'm smarter than you. I was born that way.

I know that's a difficult concept to grasp, Mr. Gump.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's just nature. You can't fight it. Some people are just smarter, better-looking, and more pleasant to be around than others.

I usually don't hold people's relative stupidity against them, but in your case, I'll make an exception because you're so, so unpleasant.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz: He's an NBA star! Oh lordy that's a good one. 
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."