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[Salty]

I'm sorry, please go on. You were saying how awesome smooth jazz is. How those long, totslly not gay saxaphone solos make lady parts quiver in a 35 mile radius? How it's not just a shamless hackneyed pissed on excuse for a musical genre that white people put on the radio because it's safe and sterile.

You know what smooth jazz musicians aren't doing, though, you know, don't quote me on this, it's not a peer reviewed opinion, they sure arnt smoking ang weed or anything else that might resemble something moderately cool, fun, or exciting.

[Salty]

Apropos of extreme idiocy: one wonders if smooth jazz would exist at all if it werent for, you know, a bunch of pot smoking musicians who gained poularity so fast that they drew the eyes and ears of a whole nation, in part prompting marijuana prohibition?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

God can you please stop saying smooth jazz. Those words make me gag. They're like moist cankles.

[Salty]

 

Ive also heard it referred to as money jazz.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ive also heard it referred to as money jazz.

All I can see is this:

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Fuck cankle jazz. Look at this.

[AFK]

The correct terminology is contemporary jazz.

[AFK]

I'm sorry, please go on. You were saying how awesome smooth jazz is. How those long, totslly not gay saxaphone solos make lady parts quiver in a 35 mile radius? How it's not just a shamless hackneyed pissed on excuse for a musical genre that white people put on the radio because it's safe and sterile.

You know what smooth jazz musicians aren't doing, though, you know, don't quote me on this, it's not a peer reviewed opinion, they sure arnt smoking ang weed or anything else that might resemble something moderately cool, fun, or exciting.

What is "ang weed"?

[East Coast Hustle]

"contemporary jazz"?

PROTIP: anytime you find yourself listening to any genre of music with the word "contemporary" in it, just go hang yourself.

[AFK]

"contemporary jazz"?

PROTIP: anytime you find yourself listening to any genre of music with the word "contemporary" in it, just go hang yourself.

Says the In Flames fan.

[East Coast Hustle]

Not that I would expect anything else from a guy who thinks that My Dying Bride is the height of metal.

[AFK]

No, that would be Devin Townsend.

[East Coast Hustle]

I bet you liked Winger and Extreme when everyone else liked Motley Crue and Guns N Roses.

[East Coast Hustle]

No, that would be Devin Townsend.

Yes, well, once again you make my point for me.

[AFK]

I bet you liked Winger and Extreme when everyone else liked Motley Crue and Guns N Roses.

All four were junk.  I was into Savatage, Tesla, and Badlands.