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Started by EK WAFFLR, August 09, 2013, 08:06:43 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffleman on August 09, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
I don't know if this is a reliable source, but if it is, wtf.

http://news.techeye.net/security/apple-patents-tech-to-let-cops-switch-off-iphone-video-camera-and-wi-fi

This has been mentioned before.  As I recall, it's legit.  Apple was pretty much bragging about it.
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Yeah, of all the times I've heard people say that Apple is evil, this is the one time when I can't disagree. I won't buy a single Apple product, ever again, if they actually implement this.
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Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 09, 2013, 11:37:14 PM
Yeah, of all the times I've heard people say that Apple is evil, this is the one time when I can't disagree. I won't buy a single Apple product, ever again, if they actually implement this.

Yeah, I'm having my laptop done into Windows 7.

Fuck this noise.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2013, 11:46:45 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 09, 2013, 11:37:14 PM
Yeah, of all the times I've heard people say that Apple is evil, this is the one time when I can't disagree. I won't buy a single Apple product, ever again, if they actually implement this.

Yeah, I'm having my laptop done into Windows 7.

Fuck this noise.

Ah, it CAN be done.

Mine shit the bed and I found one with Windows 7 at the pawn shop.  8)
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Quote from: stelz on August 09, 2013, 11:48:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2013, 11:46:45 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 09, 2013, 11:37:14 PM
Yeah, of all the times I've heard people say that Apple is evil, this is the one time when I can't disagree. I won't buy a single Apple product, ever again, if they actually implement this.

Yeah, I'm having my laptop done into Windows 7.

Fuck this noise.

Ah, it CAN be done.

Mine shit the bed and I found one with Windows 7 at the pawn shop.  8)

Yeah, some glorious neckbeards wrote driver patches.
Molon Lube

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I'm going to wait and see what they do with it. Companies patent things they don't actually intend to use all the time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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It's possible - if unlikely - that the patent will only be used to sue for infringement if anyone actually does implement a cops turn off your cameras switch.

I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on August 10, 2013, 12:40:23 AM
It's possible - if unlikely - that the patent will only be used to sue for infringement if anyone actually does implement a cops turn off your cameras switch.

I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that.

It is possible, this is true.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's also perfectly possible that they patented it simply because they could. Like I said, businesses do it all the time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

It is also perfectly possible that Grampus the Friendly Tapeworm will waltz out of my ass singing showtunes.
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Quote from: V3X on August 10, 2013, 06:46:51 AM


it's obligatory in a thread like this.

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Doesn't concern me in the slightest. Apple users are, by definition, docile, conditioned drones who are unlikely to want to take videos that might get them in trouble in the first place. Let's face it, anyone who's susceptible enough to propaganda to hand over money for a shiny piece of i-Shit is toeing the party line already.

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