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Wtf Apple!

Started by EK WAFFLR, August 09, 2013, 08:06:43 PM

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Cramulus

#15
August 15, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 15, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
Doesn't concern me in the slightest. Apple users are, by definition, docile, conditioned drones who are unlikely to want to take videos that might get them in trouble in the first place. Let's face it, anyone who's susceptible enough to propaganda to hand over money for a shiny piece of i-Shit is toeing the party line already.

:lulz: :lulz:

Sir, you are a master troll and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

P3nT4gR4m

#16
August 15, 2013, 04:24:50 PM
You can buy back issues via the i-Tunes store  :evil:

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Ben Shapiro

#17
August 15, 2013, 05:38:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 15, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
Doesn't concern me in the slightest. Apple users are, by definition, docile, conditioned drones who are unlikely to want to take videos that might get them in trouble in the first place. Let's face it, anyone who's susceptible enough to propaganda to hand over money for a shiny piece of i-Shit is toeing the party line already.

8/10 Would read again!

Junkenstein

#18
August 15, 2013, 05:42:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 15, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
Doesn't concern me in the slightest. Apple users are, by definition, docile, conditioned drones who are unlikely to want to take videos that might get them in trouble in the first place. Let's face it, anyone who's susceptible enough to propaganda to hand over money for a shiny piece of i-Shit is toeing the party line already.

:lulz: :lulz:

Sir, you are a master troll and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

?

I don't see any trolling here.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Telarus

#19
August 16, 2013, 05:33:51 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 15, 2013, 05:42:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 15, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
Doesn't concern me in the slightest. Apple users are, by definition, docile, conditioned drones who are unlikely to want to take videos that might get them in trouble in the first place. Let's face it, anyone who's susceptible enough to propaganda to hand over money for a shiny piece of i-Shit is toeing the party line already.

:lulz: :lulz:

Sir, you are a master troll and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

?

I don't see any trolling here.

Imagine P3nt saying this on an Apple forum.
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Junkenstein

#20
August 16, 2013, 06:23:47 PM
Quote from: Telarus on August 16, 2013, 05:33:51 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 15, 2013, 05:42:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 15, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 15, 2013, 01:45:19 PM
Doesn't concern me in the slightest. Apple users are, by definition, docile, conditioned drones who are unlikely to want to take videos that might get them in trouble in the first place. Let's face it, anyone who's susceptible enough to propaganda to hand over money for a shiny piece of i-Shit is toeing the party line already.

:lulz: :lulz:

Sir, you are a master troll and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

?

I don't see any trolling here.

Imagine P3nt saying this on an Apple forum.

Ah. Missed that.


I'm still not entirely sure it's trolling though. Seems more like "the truth".
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Telarus

#21
August 16, 2013, 06:34:15 PM
Trolling is attempting to elicit an emotional over-reaction. The truth-value of the ammunition is irrelevant.  :evil:
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LMNO

#22
August 16, 2013, 06:49:38 PM
As a child of the Macintosh, I take umbrage.
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