ALTAVISTA IS DOWN, REPEAT ALTAVISTA.COM IS DOWN

[AFK]

SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay luckily we can still get a fix of the 90s web here: http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/index.php


For example, view this thread as it would have existed in 1996: http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=10&url=http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35176.msg1285889/boardseen.html#new

Hospital blocked it.  Says it is a phishing site. 

[Bruno]

At least we still have Webcrawler!

[Bruno]

SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay luckily we can still get a fix of the 90s web here: http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/index.php


For example, view this thread as it would have existed in 1996: http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=10&url=http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35176.msg1285889/boardseen.html#new

Oh, wow. I want a retro website like that.

Is there some way I can make that happen without having to learn what the fuck I'm doing?

[Cain]

Hah, I remember having to use MS-DOS to play 8-bit Gulf War based war games.

Geocities is hot shit compared to that.

[Doktor Howl]

Hah, I remember having to use MS-DOS to play 8-bit Gulf War based war games.

Geocities is hot shit compared to that.

Red Storm Rising or GTFO.

[Cain]

Hah, I remember reading that too, actually, though I never played the game.

I had Civ II by that point.

[Junkenstein]

This is kind of sad. I used to recommend Altavista quite a lot, particularly after google started to get popular. It was nice to watch people sell themselves as tech experts and make that exact same recommendation.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Somewhere I still have the code for my first webpage ever. It was on Geocities.

[Doktor Howl]

Somewhere I still have the code for my first webpage ever. It was on Geocities.

I have never had a webpage.   

Kids in AFRICA had it better than me.

[East Coast Hustle]

run"*",8,1

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[Bruno]

run"*",8,1

I used to have a subscription to LoadStar.

[Pæs]

"Check out this clip of Donald Duck getting a handjob, you're gonna bust a nut .. from laughing"

FUCK YES DUCKJOB.

[LMNO]

I miss Zork.

Even though I never could get out of those damn woods.

[Triple Zero]

You can play an online version of old skool text Zork on the Internet somewhere. I don't have a link, but it's 2013, QED, it's there.