THREAD NAZIS

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE FUCKING GALL? I JUST HEARD WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET APPROVAL FOR NEW THREADS BEFORE WE POST THEM! WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT FUCKDAMN, ANYWAY? WHO DOES THIS CRAMULUS THINK HE IS?

[Cramulus]

first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis


second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Level 3 users are exempt.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis


second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea

I don't believe you.

[Cramulus]

just to clear up any confusion, I had our thread application board come up with a seal for approved threads. Any and all approved threads will have this seal of approval:




People posting in unapproved threads will be punished. Punished with whips.

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first of all: the presence of thread is approved by the thread nazis


second of all, she's not joking, there is actually a new rule that you have to fill out an application to start a thread, this is common knowledge and its a great idea

I don't believe you.

He has whips.

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh, good I'm glad this is here.

I had a question for the Thread Nazis? On the Form to Begin a New Thread (900 Level - Cranks and Pranks) section III, question 37 parts a and b, requested is the name and cause of death of your most recent mammalian pet? I just wanted to know how I could abbreviate the pets name, Michaelangelo, into the 3 spaces provided.

I've had the form sent back to me 43 times now and, well, I'd really just like to post this sweet Gordon Ramsay soundboard I found.

[Cramulus]

Oh, good I'm glad this is here.

I had a question for the Thread Nazis? On the Form to Begin a New Thread (900 Level - Cranks and Pranks) section III, question 37 parts a and b, requested is the name and cause of death of your most recent mammalian pet? I just wanted to know how I could abbreviate the pets name, Michaelangelo, into the 3 spaces provided.

Please use the spaces provided to abbreviate your pets name properly or it will be reeducated by a blender. This is your final warning.

I've had the form sent back to me 43 times now and, well, I'd really just like to post this sweet Gordon Ramsay soundboard I found.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.

[Cramulus]

Hello Miss or Sir,

I am here to take your query and redirect it upwards

[Cramulus]

Level 3 users are exempt.

for the last time, yes, and that means you can stop filling out each application form in dodecuplicate

[Eater of Clowns]

I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.

I have a complaint form that I started filling out in 2006. When I was finally able to complete it, it was sent back to me with the explanation that the form is no longer current. A day later I received a booklet that contained the application to request a complaint form. It was sent cash on delivery.

I figured I could circumvent the entire process by applying to be on the board. THAT form was the two word prompt "Define Fractitious" and 177 blank pages.

[Cramulus]

I feel like I am receiving inadequate service by the board of thread application reviewers, and am just wondering to whom I may direct my complaints.

I have a complaint form that I started filling out in 2006. When I was finally able to complete it, it was sent back to me with the explanation that the form is no longer current. A day later I received a booklet that contained the application to request a complaint form. It was sent cash on delivery.

I figured I could circumvent the entire process by applying to be on the board. THAT form was the two word prompt "Define Fractitious" and 177 blank pages.

could you please prove that you are not a robot?

say the following words out loud, in the privacy of your own home: "Anal l33t"

[Cramulus]

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hello Miss or Sir,

I am here to take your query and redirect it upwards

Excellent

It may take me some time to transcribe all my complaints, as I have been composing them in Alpha-Bits cereal stuck to a sheet of plywood with my own sputum.