THREAD NAZIS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

SAFE

Unfortunately it seems that seagulls have picked all the letters off my complaint plywood. May I simply send you a seagull carcass instead?

[Cramulus]

I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format


wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay, fine, mail it in

[Cramulus]

My mail man is so pissed off at me, personally     I swear to god

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Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format


wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay, fine, mail it in

SWEET

It should be there in 3-5 weeks, Parcel Post. I'll pack it in plenty of bubble wrap.

[Cramulus]

just a quick reminder

Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.

your petition is approved, this thread is no longer approved, god save us all

[Cramulus]

[Ben Shapiro]

What the fuck did I miss will meshing my project?

[Cramulus]

excuse me,
excuse me


maybe I didn't make myself clear.

Let me restate my warning, but faster, and with an old timey font.

[Don Coyote]

POASTEN FRED

[Cramulus]

                              pervert

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[EK WAFFLR]

I want me one of those!

[Cramulus]

                             okay come over here

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[The Good Reverend Roger]

I would kind of like one of them there tobasco banjobs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Does that go good with seagulls? I got me a passel of seagulls.