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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, August 12, 2013, 11:21:17 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

SAFE

Unfortunately it seems that seagulls have picked all the letters off my complaint plywood. May I simply send you a seagull carcass instead?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format


wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay, fine, mail it in

Cramulus

My mail man is so pissed off at me, personally     I swear to god

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Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on August 13, 2013, 12:07:22 AM
I'm sorry, we only accept complaints in WordStar or carcass cereal format


wait-------SHIT DAMN FUCK

okay, fine, mail it in

SWEET

It should be there in 3-5 weeks, Parcel Post. I'll pack it in plenty of bubble wrap.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus



just a quick reminder






Quote from: Net on August 13, 2013, 12:09:59 AM
Ah yes, good sir, I'd like to petition for the de-approval of this thread.

your petition is approved, this thread is no longer approved, god save us all

Cramulus


Ben Shapiro

What the fuck did I miss will meshing my project?

Cramulus

excuse me,
excuse me


maybe I didn't make myself clear.

Let me restate my warning, but faster, and with an old timey font.




Don Coyote


Cramulus

                              pervert

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EK WAFFLR

I want me one of those!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Cramulus


                             okay come over here

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The Good Reverend Roger

I would kind of like one of them there tobasco banjobs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Does that go good with seagulls? I got me a passel of seagulls.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."