News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

PD.com, I have my hands all over you

Started by East Coast Hustle, August 13, 2013, 09:45:13 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

East Coast Hustle

August 13, 2013, 09:45:13 PM
No seriously, though. I'm posting from my shiny new Toshiba Satellite laptop that I got for my birthday. It has a 15 inch touchscreen. So now every time I come to PD I'm putting my fingers all over it. Touching all the links. Lightly caressing the subforums. And occasionally teabagging the avatar of some wankjacket who desperately deserves it.

It's a bold new world, PD. Just don't try to touch me back.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
August 13, 2013, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 13, 2013, 09:45:13 PM
No seriously, though. I'm posting from my shiny new Toshiba Satellite laptop that I got for my birthday. It has a 15 inch touchscreen. So now every time I come to PD I'm putting my fingers all over it. Touching all the links. Lightly caressing the subforums. And occasionally teabagging the avatar of some wankjacket who desperately deserves it.

It's a bold new world, PD. Just don't try to touch me back.

I was wondering what that was.  Thought it was Filthy Assistant getting all cheeky.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 13, 2013, 09:46:34 PM
Oh, and happy birthday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#3
August 13, 2013, 09:54:02 PM
Thanks. I'm working tonight, but after the rant I emailed to my bosses at the end of last night that might not be a problem much longer. I'm sure there will be time for celebrating soon :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

#4
August 13, 2013, 11:23:27 PM
Happy birthday ECH!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#5
August 13, 2013, 11:51:43 PM
Happy Birthday, ECH. Enjoy your tea bagging.  :lulz:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Telarus

#6
August 14, 2013, 12:35:21 AM
 :lulz:

Happy Birthday!
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Aucoq

#7
August 14, 2013, 03:26:14 AM
 :lulz:

Happy birthday!  I hope you had a great day, and that laptop sounds awesome.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
August 14, 2013, 06:08:23 AM
Late to the b-day party... as usual.

And you keep your dirty fingers off PD's... holes n... stuff....

















or not.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
August 15, 2013, 02:26:48 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 13, 2013, 09:45:13 PM
No seriously, though. I'm posting from my shiny new Toshiba Satellite laptop that I got for my birthday. It has a 15 inch touchscreen. So now every time I come to PD I'm putting my fingers all over it. Touching all the links. Lightly caressing the subforums. And occasionally teabagging the avatar of some wankjacket who desperately deserves it.

It's a bold new world, PD. Just don't try to touch me back.

:lulz:

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! NOW WITH 200% MORE ECH.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions