So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...

[Cainad (dec.)]

You guys better look out, I'll start telling the stick jokes.

You do, and I swear to god I'll find a way to tell the brick joke through the Internet.

[Triple Zero]

You guys better look out, I'll start telling the stick jokes.

There's more than just that one best ever stick joke? I MUST HEAR THEM

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Waffles, my Lutheran minister friend, and I were actually working on a couple of these last week on FB.

I'll give you a version a version that cuts out the preacherman's ecumenicalism.

A Viking and a Minister walk into a bar whereupon they find an Irishman, who is already way ahead of them. The Minister is trying to explain Lutheranism to the Viking and convert him from his marauding ways. The Irishman crosses himself and mutters something in Latin, and both the Viking and the Minister glance at him but get back to their conversation, since the Viking is intrigued. The Minister convinces the Viking to be a Lutheran. The Viking, overjoyed with his newfound salvation, offers to buy the next round. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of the Irishman, take his wallet and toss it to the barkeep. He then thinks about it and apologizes to the good reverend, "Sorry, old habits die hard." "It's ok, my friend," said the Minister, "he's a fucking Papist anyway."

[Suu]

Waffles, my Lutheran minister friend, and I were actually working on a couple of these last week on FB.

I'll give you a version a version that cuts out the preacherman's ecumenicalism.

A Viking and a Minister walk into a bar whereupon they find an Irishman, who is already way ahead of them. The Minister is trying to explain Lutheranism to the Viking and convert him from his marauding ways. The Irishman crosses himself and mutters something in Latin, and both the Viking and the Minister glance at him but get back to their conversation, since the Viking is intrigued. The Minister convinces the Viking to be a Lutheran. The Viking, overjoyed with his newfound salvation, offers to buy the next round. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of the Irishman, take his wallet and toss it to the barkeep. He then thinks about it and apologizes to the good reverend, "Sorry, old habits die hard." "It's ok, my friend," said the Minister, "he's a fucking Papist anyway."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Waffles, my Lutheran minister friend, and I were actually working on a couple of these last week on FB.

I'll give you a version a version that cuts out the preacherman's ecumenicalism.

A Viking and a Minister walk into a bar whereupon they find an Irishman, who is already way ahead of them. The Minister is trying to explain Lutheranism to the Viking and convert him from his marauding ways. The Irishman crosses himself and mutters something in Latin, and both the Viking and the Minister glance at him but get back to their conversation, since the Viking is intrigued. The Minister convinces the Viking to be a Lutheran. The Viking, overjoyed with his newfound salvation, offers to buy the next round. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of the Irishman, take his wallet and toss it to the barkeep. He then thinks about it and apologizes to the good reverend, "Sorry, old habits die hard." "It's ok, my friend," said the Minister, "he's a fucking Papist anyway."

Ed, my minister friend, wanted to change the rationale to it being a fan of Notre Dame or something. I don't follow football, so no clue.

[EK WAFFLR]

Best joke ever. 

[McGrupp]

Waffles, my Lutheran minister friend, and I were actually working on a couple of these last week on FB.

I'll give you a version a version that cuts out the preacherman's ecumenicalism.

A Viking and a Minister walk into a bar whereupon they find an Irishman, who is already way ahead of them. The Minister is trying to explain Lutheranism to the Viking and convert him from his marauding ways. The Irishman crosses himself and mutters something in Latin, and both the Viking and the Minister glance at him but get back to their conversation, since the Viking is intrigued. The Minister convinces the Viking to be a Lutheran. The Viking, overjoyed with his newfound salvation, offers to buy the next round. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of the Irishman, take his wallet and toss it to the barkeep. He then thinks about it and apologizes to the good reverend, "Sorry, old habits die hard." "It's ok, my friend," said the Minister, "he's a fucking Papist anyway."

This is great.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys better look out, I'll start telling the stick jokes.

There's more than just that one best ever stick joke? I MUST HEAR THEM

They are TERRIBLE

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return when you throw it?


A STICK


What do you call a car that doesn't have automatic transmission?


A STICK


And of course the #1 all time best stick joke ever,


What's brown and sticky?


A STICK.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You guys better look out, I'll start telling the stick jokes.

There's more than just that one best ever stick joke? I MUST HEAR THEM

They are TERRIBLE

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return when you throw it?


A STICK


What do you call a car that doesn't have automatic transmission?


A STICK


And of course the #1 all time best stick joke ever,


What's brown and sticky?


A STICK.

[Triple Zero]

Yesss! Are there more? I remember we already agreed a few years ago that that last one is indeed the BEST JOKE EVER.




Okay, so this man walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."
The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."
The guys replies, "STOP OPPRESSING ME!!! YOU ARE BEING RACIST AGAINST MY KIND!! YOU ARE BEING OFFENSIVE AND UNETHICAL!!!"









(for those that did not know it already, it actually ends like this:
The guys replies, "I am already seeing a psychiatrist."
The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?"
And the guy says, "Your light was on.")

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yesss! Are there more? I remember we already agreed a few years ago that that last one is indeed the BEST JOKE EVER.

Those are the only three I know, but I would be really delighted if anyone came up with any more.

[Reginald Ret]

What do you call a bow that lost it's string?

A STICK!

What do you call a vertically challenged robbery?

A STICK!

What do you call a blood sucking insect in your butt?

ASSTICK!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What do you call a bow that lost it's string?

A STICK!

What do you call a vertically challenged robbery?

A STICK!

What do you call a blood sucking insect in your butt?

ASSTICK!

Oh dear. That last one...

[Suu]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks "Do you want a drink?"
Descartes says "I think not," and poof. He's gone.

[McGrupp]

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender asks "Do you want a drink?"
Descartes says "I think not," and poof. He's gone.