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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #45 on: August 19, 2013, 06:23:10 pm »
What do you call a bow that lost it's string?

A STICK!

What do you call a vertically challenged robbery?

A STICK!

What do you call a blood sucking insect in your butt?

ASSTICK!

Do dutch primary schools teach punning along with how to read and count and stuff?

Mind you, the dutch can work it. it's the deadpan delivery.
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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2013, 07:03:15 pm »
Regret usually hates it when I pun at meetups :) Maybe I infected him? :) :)
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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2013, 07:12:13 pm »
You know, I seem to be immune to my own puns.
I didn't even notice I punned until Pixie pointed it out.
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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #48 on: August 19, 2013, 08:39:20 pm »
You know, I seem to be immune to my own puns.
I didn't even notice I punned until Pixie pointed it out.
This is excellent news for me and horrible news for the rest of the world!

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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2013, 10:00:17 pm »
You know, I seem to be immune to my own puns.
I didn't even notice I punned until Pixie pointed it out.
This is excellent news for me and horrible news for the rest of the world!

WE WILL BE PUNSTOPPABLE!!!
Dammit, I just ran headfirst into a downside to not noticing when I pun.
I can't do it on porpoise.

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ok nevermind, I can do it on purpose I just need to stop trying so hard.
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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2013, 08:21:10 pm »
q: what’s brown and sticky?














a: parcel tape

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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2013, 09:58:40 pm »
q: what’s brown and sticky?














a: parcel tape


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Re: So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2013, 12:08:20 pm »