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So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 14, 2013, 08:03:22 PM

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Quote from: :regret: on August 18, 2013, 09:35:00 PM
What do you call a bow that lost it's string?

A STICK!

What do you call a vertically challenged robbery?

A STICK!

What do you call a blood sucking insect in your butt?

ASSTICK!

Do dutch primary schools teach punning along with how to read and count and stuff?

Mind you, the dutch can work it. it's the deadpan delivery.

Triple Zero

Regret usually hates it when I pun at meetups :) Maybe I infected him? :) :)
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Reginald Ret

You know, I seem to be immune to my own puns.
I didn't even notice I punned until Pixie pointed it out.
This is excellent news for me and horrible news for the rest of the world!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Triple Zero

Quote from: :regret: on August 19, 2013, 07:12:13 PM
You know, I seem to be immune to my own puns.
I didn't even notice I punned until Pixie pointed it out.
This is excellent news for me and horrible news for the rest of the world!

WE WILL BE PUNSTOPPABLE!!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2013, 08:39:20 PM
Quote from: :regret: on August 19, 2013, 07:12:13 PM
You know, I seem to be immune to my own puns.
I didn't even notice I punned until Pixie pointed it out.
This is excellent news for me and horrible news for the rest of the world!

WE WILL BE PUNSTOPPABLE!!!
Dammit, I just ran headfirst into a downside to not noticing when I pun.
I can't do it on porpoise.

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ok nevermind, I can do it on purpose I just need to stop trying so hard.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Cramulus


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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."