America's most famous fatty foods...I am now starving.

[Suu]

http://www.weather.com/health/americas-50-worst-foods-state-20130722

You always hear me complain I can't find a good Cuban sammich up North.

Oh, and what is this shit calling a gagger a Rhode Island hot dog? No, you fucking morons, it's a hot weiner or gagger! They're even shown on the wrong buns!  They're disgusting anyway. It takes a special palette to appreciate that local delicacy.

Other than that, all this stuff looks delicious!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Apparently that cinnamon chili monstrosity is Ohio's fault.

[Suu]

Apparently that cinnamon chili monstrosity is Ohio's fault.

Properly made Cincinnati chili is a masterpiece, but you're going to want someone from Cinci to make it for you. I have a few recipes (neighbors in FL were from Cinci) but I can't get it right.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I just remember there was some chili thread in the recipe section where cinnamon was discussed like it's a thing that goes in there.

[Ben Shapiro]

Texas,New Hampshire,and Maine are fighting for my love.

[Suu]

The first time I was served Cinci chili, I was given a plate with spaghetti and so much cheese I didn't SEE the chili. I was not expecting cinnamon and chocolate, either, and I think I had a freak out because it caught me so off guard. After a while us kids were begging the neighbors for it, though. You also need to know which way you want it, like 4-way or 5-way. It's an absolute delicacy to Cincinnatans, yet so freaking weird!

Texas,New Hampshire,and Maine are fighting for my love.

I wonder if I could find a way to ship you proper New England cider.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Ahhh, they didn't forget the old Hawaiian standby: Spam.

Our bus to the senior prom had to take a detour to the venue... because the local Spam Festival was in the way.

[Suu]

Alty needs to come in here and tell us about that Eskimo ice cream crap. I'm both horrified and totally intrigued.

[Suu]

I should also mention that RI hot wieners are not classified as a food product by the FDA and cannot be sold outside of state lines. This is why I refuse to eat them. That, and how they are properly garnished. This is called the "New York System."

The order is as thus and cannot be changed: bun-wiener-mustard-meat sauce-onions-celery salt. Some people love them, I've had my "3 all the way" and felt like death warmed over.

[LMNO]

OH LORD CONEY ISLAND IN WORCESTER DOES THE MEAT SAUCE THING AND THEY'RE BOTH THE BEST AND THE WORST THINGS IVE EVER EATEN

[Kai]

The first time I was served Cinci chili, I was given a plate with spaghetti and so much cheese I didn't SEE the chili. I was not expecting cinnamon and chocolate, either, and I think I had a freak out because it caught me so off guard. After a while us kids were begging the neighbors for it, though. You also need to know which way you want it, like 4-way or 5-way. It's an absolute delicacy to Cincinnatans, yet so freaking weird!

Chili should always have cinnamon and cocoa in it.

[Ben Shapiro]

I like the brisket charred ends. As long as the cider doesn't taste like a god damn salty pear I'm good.

[Ben Shapiro]

Mole is not fucking Chili.

[Suu]

Mole is not fucking Chili.

Cinci chili is not mole. Trust me.

[Ben Shapiro]

Mole is not fucking Chili.

Cinci chili is not mole. Trust me.

Bear rage gone.....