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Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, August 28, 2013, 07:42:29 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

August 28, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/27/researcher-controls-another-persons-brain-over-the-internet/?_r=0

I can't think of a single negative thing that could possibly arise from the use of such technology. Not one.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

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August 28, 2013, 07:43:16 PM
Quote from: V3X on August 28, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/27/researcher-controls-another-persons-brain-over-the-internet/?_r=0

I can't think of a single negative thing that could possibly arise from the use of such technology. Not one.

I can.

Only I can be trusted with this shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#2
August 28, 2013, 08:30:12 PM
This century just keeps getting better.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Q. G. Pennyworth

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August 28, 2013, 10:02:14 PM
FINALLY! MY DEVICE FOR STABBING PEOPLE IN THE EAR OVER THE PHONE HAS ARRIVED! FUCK ALL YOU HUDIing BASTAGES!

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 28, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
See what I mean?

Give this shit to TGRR, kill the inventor.

Everything will be okay.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
August 28, 2013, 11:51:22 PM
I can't believe those bastards got to it first.  :argh!:
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McGrupp

#6
August 29, 2013, 06:31:16 AM
Damn. That is disturbing. I'm betting it won't be used to end world hunger.

Cuddlefish

#7
September 12, 2013, 04:50:55 AM
Topic title wins all internets.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Junkenstein

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September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

McGrupp

#9
September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.

Q. G. Pennyworth

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September 12, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.

Not how that works.

McGrupp

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September 12, 2013, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.

Not how that works.

Ah, gotcha. I just read the whole thing. So random strangers can't just get access to your tiles.

Me read comprehension good.

Q. G. Pennyworth

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September 12, 2013, 05:51:55 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.

Not how that works.

Ah, gotcha. I just read the whole thing. So random strangers can't just get access to your tiles.

Me read comprehension good.

It DOES mean the NSA can track all your shit, but really I don't know how much more invasive that is than tracking your phone's location.

Junkenstein

#13
September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#14
September 12, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.

Bingo! That's exactly where my mind went. "Holy Heck, they're selling national tracking devices!!!"
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