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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 03, 2013, 02:56:30 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 03, 2013, 02:56:30 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1
September 03, 2013, 03:00:18 AM
America™, busy being beautiful.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
September 03, 2013, 03:28:31 AM
Yeah, I was worried it was one of my cousins at first. Wrong state, though.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
September 03, 2013, 04:46:19 AM
 :eek:






whoa.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#4
September 03, 2013, 01:08:28 PM
MY ULTIMATE FORM!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPER SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!!!


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EK WAFFLR

#5
September 03, 2013, 03:11:43 PM
 :eek:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Eater of Clowns

#6
September 03, 2013, 06:56:53 PM
...Mom?

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EoC makes creepy worse.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#7
September 03, 2013, 06:57:46 PM
I wish I could say that was some weird shit, but it seems like this sort of thing happens at a McDonald's somewhere every month or so.

Though I did get a kick out of the "Don't you know who I am?" part.

No. Wait, is the answer "nobody famous"?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
September 03, 2013, 09:30:20 PM
If she had red hair, that would be my sister.

Except my sister would have shouted racial slurs and come through the window after she broke it.

Have I mentioned I'm not really wild about my siblings?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
September 03, 2013, 10:03:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2013, 09:30:20 PM
If she had red hair, that would be my sister.

Except my sister would have shouted racial slurs and come through the window after she broke it.

Have I mentioned I'm not really wild about my siblings?

Damn. Sorry dude.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
September 03, 2013, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Jesus on September 03, 2013, 10:03:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2013, 09:30:20 PM
If she had red hair, that would be my sister.

Except my sister would have shouted racial slurs and come through the window after she broke it.

Have I mentioned I'm not really wild about my siblings?

Damn. Sorry dude.

I'm 169% behind the losing your shit part, but her hate is tiny and weak, so she can only aim it at Those People.

Whereas I have enough for EVERYONE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
September 03, 2013, 10:06:21 PM
My sister is a different kind of crazy. She would just sue the franchise.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
September 03, 2013, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on September 03, 2013, 10:06:21 PM
My sister is a different kind of crazy. She would just sue the franchise.

Granted, I would like to have the option to eat chicken nuggets in the morning.

Oh wait. I do. All I have to do is run to the grocery store.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#13
September 03, 2013, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Jesus on September 03, 2013, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on September 03, 2013, 10:06:21 PM
My sister is a different kind of crazy. She would just sue the franchise.

Granted, I would like to have the option to eat chicken nuggets in the morning.

Oh wait. I do. All I have to do is run to the grocery store.

NOT THE SAME.  Her American privilege was ripped right out, in that video.  She wanted to BUY something, and they WOULDN'T SELL IT.

I'd have come back with a bulldozer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
September 03, 2013, 10:18:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 03, 2013, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Jesus on September 03, 2013, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on September 03, 2013, 10:06:21 PM
My sister is a different kind of crazy. She would just sue the franchise.

Granted, I would like to have the option to eat chicken nuggets in the morning.

Oh wait. I do. All I have to do is run to the grocery store.

NOT THE SAME.  Her American privilege was ripped right out, in that video.  She wanted to BUY something, and they WOULDN'T SELL IT.

I'd have come back with a bulldozer.

BRB
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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