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Started by AFK, September 04, 2013, 01:16:22 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#165
September 05, 2013, 06:28:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 06:26:45 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 06:26:04 PM
Personally, I kind of hope you stick around because I am interested in watching you lose your shit when Maine legalizes marijuana.  :lol:

I predict a jump in llama-related deaths.  I hope you're happy.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#166
September 05, 2013, 06:31:21 PM
I just wanted to take a moment and echo something Nigel said.


GET YOUR KIDS VACCINATED AGAINST HPV.

BOYS AND GIRLS. BOTH.


HONESTLY

SERIOUSLY

SRSLY.










4SRS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#167
September 05, 2013, 06:32:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 05, 2013, 06:31:21 PM
I just wanted to take a moment and echo something Nigel said.


GET YOUR KIDS VACCINATED AGAINST HPV.

BOYS AND GIRLS. BOTH.


HONESTLY

SERIOUSLY

SRSLY.










4SRS.

They'll just go crazy and have sex all the time.

- Rick Perry
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#168
September 05, 2013, 06:33:01 PM
UGH!

One of the moms has an older daughter that she doesn't want to get vaccinated YET because MY BABY WON'T DO THOSE THINGS I WON'T LEAVE HER ALONE WITH BOYS AND SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT STUFF ANYWAY IT CAN WAIT.  :horrormirth:

The Good Reverend Roger

#169
September 05, 2013, 06:33:49 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 05, 2013, 06:33:01 PM
UGH!

One of the moms has an older daughter that she doesn't want to get vaccinated YET because MY BABY WON'T DO THOSE THINGS I WON'T LEAVE HER ALONE WITH BOYS AND SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT STUFF ANYWAY IT CAN WAIT.  :horrormirth:

Another tragic case of strangulation by apron strings.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#170
September 05, 2013, 06:41:04 PM
Her mom's a good one, and she really is a too-smart no-nonsense kid, with any luck they'll get through this brief period of idiocy together and things will be fine. I just hate seeing smart people being dumb. <-- see? I brought it back to the OP

AFK

#171
September 05, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Much revisionist history going on ITT.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#172
September 05, 2013, 06:58:49 PM
Quote from: I, Regulator on September 05, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Much revisionist history going on ITT.

Whoops.  Forgot that one.

TGRR,
Off to the other thread.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#173
September 05, 2013, 07:03:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 05, 2013, 06:31:21 PM
I just wanted to take a moment and echo something Nigel said.


GET YOUR KIDS VACCINATED AGAINST HPV.

BOYS AND GIRLS. BOTH.


HONESTLY

SERIOUSLY

SRSLY.










4SRS.

It really really REALLY is important. IT PREVENTS ACTUAL CANCER. I mean, how often do we have an opportunity to PREVENT CANCER?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#174
September 05, 2013, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 05, 2013, 06:33:01 PM
UGH!

One of the moms has an older daughter that she doesn't want to get vaccinated YET because MY BABY WON'T DO THOSE THINGS I WON'T LEAVE HER ALONE WITH BOYS AND SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT STUFF ANYWAY IT CAN WAIT.  :horrormirth:

I don't understand people.

I mean, we all hope our children will have sex EVENTUALLY, right? With someone? And what if that someone has had sex with someone? What if she gets raped? What if she marries a virgin and they only have sex with each other their entire lives and then he dies and she remarries at 60 and her new husband has had sex with other people because being a 60 year old virgin is PRETTY RARE. IT'S CANCER. If you can prevent it, why WOULDN'T you?

And furthermore, what if she IS promiscuous? Do promiscuous people deserve cancer? NO OF COURSE THEY DON'T. IT'S FUCKING CANCER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#175
September 05, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 05, 2013, 06:33:01 PM
UGH!

One of the moms has an older daughter that she doesn't want to get vaccinated YET because MY BABY WON'T DO THOSE THINGS I WON'T LEAVE HER ALONE WITH BOYS AND SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT STUFF ANYWAY IT CAN WAIT.  :horrormirth:

I don't understand people.

I mean, we all hope our children will have sex EVENTUALLY, right? With someone? And what if that someone has had sex with someone? What if she gets raped? What if she marries a virgin and they only have sex with each other their entire lives and then he dies and she remarries at 60 and her new husband has had sex with other people because being a 60 year old virgin is PRETTY RARE. IT'S CANCER. If you can prevent it, why WOULDN'T you?

And furthermore, what if she IS promiscuous? Do promiscuous people deserve cancer? NO OF COURSE THEY DON'T. IT'S FUCKING CANCER.
Genital cancer at that.
If everyone were vaccinated we could eradicate a cancer causing std.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#176
September 05, 2013, 07:32:40 PM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 05, 2013, 06:33:01 PM
UGH!

One of the moms has an older daughter that she doesn't want to get vaccinated YET because MY BABY WON'T DO THOSE THINGS I WON'T LEAVE HER ALONE WITH BOYS AND SHE'S TOO SMART FOR THAT STUFF ANYWAY IT CAN WAIT.  :horrormirth:

I don't understand people.

I mean, we all hope our children will have sex EVENTUALLY, right? With someone? And what if that someone has had sex with someone? What if she gets raped? What if she marries a virgin and they only have sex with each other their entire lives and then he dies and she remarries at 60 and her new husband has had sex with other people because being a 60 year old virgin is PRETTY RARE. IT'S CANCER. If you can prevent it, why WOULDN'T you?

And furthermore, what if she IS promiscuous? Do promiscuous people deserve cancer? NO OF COURSE THEY DON'T. IT'S FUCKING CANCER.
Genital cancer at that.
If everyone were vaccinated we could eradicate a cancer causing std.

It's kind of amazing and I am extremely envious of the people who were young enough to get vaccinated. One less thing to worry about. I wish we had a vaccine for herpes and HIV as well.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pergamos

#177
September 05, 2013, 07:51:30 PM
So when is the right time to get your kid a HPV shot? That's not one of those ones you have done when they are little I assume.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#178
September 05, 2013, 08:01:37 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on September 05, 2013, 07:51:30 PM
So when is the right time to get your kid a HPV shot? That's not one of those ones you have done when they are little I assume.

I  think they start the series when they're 11-12 ish, it's 3 shots. They can still have it if they're older, I think the cutoff is 29.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#179
September 05, 2013, 08:02:15 PM
I just looked, it's 26.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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