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The Problem to all of your Solutions
« on: September 04, 2013, 01:16:22 am »
Deliver yourself from evil.


How?  - you are asking me right now with the fervor of a meth-addled bus-stop jockey.


Simple.  Send me $29.95.  Wait beneath your mailbox for three days.


While you sit contemplate contenplations, including those that seem to bear some relevance to your current set of conditions.


On the third day, stand up, walk back to your house, and stop doing all of the shit that is bringing you down man.


You're welcome.
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2013, 03:22:00 am »
RHWN's drunk again.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2013, 03:25:28 am »
Words of wisdom thread.

If you're on a path but the scenery never changes, you forgot to walk.
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2013, 03:37:41 am »
RHWN's drunk again.   :lulz:




You sir are full of evil.


But I have your cure.


Send me $29.95.   Go to your room, put on some Jerry Cantrell. 


Then, fashion a pedestal out of spent paper towel tubes.  Place all of your deepest fears onto the pedestal.


Admire them in all of their fiery wrathiness.


Then, turn off your computer, call up some buddies, and go grab some brewskies.
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2013, 03:41:04 am »
Words of wisdom thread.

If you're on a path but the scenery never changes, you forgot to walk.


I think you might have a touch of the evil, though it seems a little mild.


Send me $29.95.  Pour yourself a bowl of Trix.


Then, call someone you love.  Have a chat.  Exchange jokes.


The End.


Thank you, please drive through.



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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2013, 03:42:59 am »
Words of wisdom thread.

If you're on a path but the scenery never changes, you forgot to walk.


I think you might have a touch of the evil, though it seems a little mild.


Send me $29.95.  Pour yourself a bowl of Trix.


Then, call someone you love.  Have a chat.  Exchange jokes.


The End.


Thank you, please drive through.

If you think you can get almost $30 out of me on any day, you're sadly mistaken.
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2013, 03:43:48 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2013, 03:45:18 am »
Words of wisdom thread.

If you're on a path but the scenery never changes, you forgot to walk.


I think you might have a touch of the evil, though it seems a little mild.


Send me $29.95.  Pour yourself a bowl of Trix.


Then, call someone you love.  Have a chat.  Exchange jokes.


The End.


Thank you, please drive through.

If you think you can get almost $30 out of me on any day, you're sadly mistaken.


We have a lay-away plan.
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2013, 03:46:29 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.

Ain't that the damn truth. Also, I'm temporarily Christian. Jesus gives me this shit for free, though the priests may try to guilty me out of a couple of quid. This guy's going to have to start up with the "but wait, there's more" to sweeten the deal.
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2013, 03:47:26 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.

Ain't that the damn truth. Also, I'm temporarily Christian. Jesus gives me this shit for free, though the priests may try to guilty me out of a couple of quid. This guy's going to have to start up with the "but wait, there's more" to sweeten the deal.

He's no Ron Popieo, that's for sure.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 03:48:07 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.

Ain't that the damn truth. Also, I'm temporarily Christian. Jesus gives me this shit for free, though the priests may try to guilty me out of a couple of quid. This guy's going to have to start up with the "but wait, there's more" to sweeten the deal.

He's no Ron Popieo, that's for sure.

He's working to the infomercial spiel though. He's already offered me 9 easy installments.
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2013, 03:50:45 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.

Ain't that the damn truth. Also, I'm temporarily Christian. Jesus gives me this shit for free, though the priests may try to guilty me out of a couple of quid. This guy's going to have to start up with the "but wait, there's more" to sweeten the deal.

He's no Ron Popieo, that's for sure.

He's working to the infomercial spiel though. He's already offered me 9 easy installments.

Well, now that weed is trundling along towards legalization, he has to find SOMETHING to do.

Now, what about financing?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2013, 04:00:22 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.

Ain't that the damn truth. Also, I'm temporarily Christian. Jesus gives me this shit for free, though the priests may try to guilty me out of a couple of quid. This guy's going to have to start up with the "but wait, there's more" to sweeten the deal.

He's no Ron Popieo, that's for sure.

He's working to the infomercial spiel though. He's already offered me 9 easy installments.

Well, now that weed is trundling along towards legalization, he has to find SOMETHING to do.

Now, what about financing?

:spittake: at your avatar.

Is it actually him though?
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2013, 04:01:04 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.

Ain't that the damn truth. Also, I'm temporarily Christian. Jesus gives me this shit for free, though the priests may try to guilty me out of a couple of quid. This guy's going to have to start up with the "but wait, there's more" to sweeten the deal.

He's no Ron Popieo, that's for sure.

He's working to the infomercial spiel though. He's already offered me 9 easy installments.

Well, now that weed is trundling along towards legalization, he has to find SOMETHING to do.

Now, what about financing?

:spittake: at your avatar.

Is it actually him though?

Would we offer you impure product? 

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: The Problem to all of your Solutions
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2013, 04:10:49 am »
Funding cuts hurt everyone.

Ain't that the damn truth. Also, I'm temporarily Christian. Jesus gives me this shit for free, though the priests may try to guilty me out of a couple of quid. This guy's going to have to start up with the "but wait, there's more" to sweeten the deal.

He's no Ron Popieo, that's for sure.

He's working to the infomercial spiel though. He's already offered me 9 easy installments.

Well, now that weed is trundling along towards legalization, he has to find SOMETHING to do.

Now, what about financing?

:spittake: at your avatar.

Is it actually him though?

Would we offer you impure product?

I don't know....

Why does that sound like a challenge to make me buy to alleviate my skepticism?

KJJ,
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