The Problem to all of your Solutions

[AFK]

I know the black woman who you were afraid to tell your family about was someone you met online. I'm talking about the part where you said you thought your coworker was interested in you. For some reason apparently it seemed relevant to you to mention that she was black, so that leaves nobody else. Also talking about the time you told someone (Gogira? CPD? Can't recall) that your paycheck doesn't come from taxpayer money.

And also about the part where you talk about your coworkers like they're incompetent and helpless and desperate for your leadership, and how you have MPHs under you because they aren't good at leadership and decision making.

Those people don't really look as clueless and disorganized as you've made them out to be, honestly.

You're high.  I know people who can help you with that.  For starters, there aren't any black people, man or woman, in my office.  The woman I'm assuming you are thinking is black is just a very tan white woman.  I've never suspected any co-workers having a thing for me so that is something you are just pulling out of your ass.

I've never said my paycheck doesn't come from state and federal.  I've flat out said that is where it comes from on numerous occassions. 

Yeah, my boss is an MPH.  There are two managers, one an MPH and me, the MPP.  I've never said the other MPHs in my office are incompetent, but they do utiliz my assitance and expertise quite often due to my experience and track record.  I get shit done.

I'm sorry, can you repeat yourself? I don't speak mumblemouth.

Nobody is speaking anything.  Your "joke" is nonsensical.

[Pæs]

Posting a video of the guy with his real name attached is a dick move. I don't think anyone's disputing that, though.

It's hard to describe how I feel about RWHN. I feel sorry for him because he's such an obvious target for bullying. I think everyone kind of looks at the guy (or reads his posts, in case he gets all pedantic about the internet) and feels just a little more miserable about everything. Overexposure to that kind of pity very naturally evolves into contempt and then repeat interactions with someone so contemptible as RWHN all kind of merge together into maddening distaste, coupled with upset at such a nonfactor even managing to have an emotional impact.

So my first reaction to the video is "woah, that's mean" and my second (very closely following the first) is "who is this self-important twerp and why does he appear to... STOP MAKING THOSE FACES. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU."

Hopefully that explains the situation to everyone.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As far as I can tell he loves the attention, which is just kind of nauseatingly depressing.

I guess it's better than nothing. But... 

[Pæs]

It's also that "why are you incapable of grasping how awful you are?" feeling.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and lashes out viciously at me and the other women here, and at people who try to defend him, because he's inexplicably scared of ECH and Roger, as if they could (or would) beat him up over the internet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's also that "why are you incapable of grasping how awful you are?" feeling.

Yeah. It's an all-around unpleasant experience, for sure.

[AFK]

Oh, and lashes out viciously at me and the other women here, and at people who try to defend him, because he's inexplicably scared of ECH and Roger, as if they could (or would) beat him up over the internet.

Why would I be scared of the lovechild of Fred Durst/Vanilla Ice and the guy who throws a hissy fit when people aren't posting? 

[AFK]

It's also that "why are you incapable of grasping how awesome you are?" feeling.

I'm a humble guy, what can I say?

[Pæs]

Your posting wouldn't be so offensive if your personality didn't insist on seeping through.

Seriously, how is there no part of you strong enough to read what you're about to post and instead of clicking on the button, throw the mouse aside and slap you with your own hand?

[AFK]

My iPad doesn't have a mouse I'm afraid.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Posting a video of the guy with his real name attached is a dick move. I don't think anyone's disputing that, though.

Yeah.  I know I'm not disputing it.

But I find it very difficult to feel any remorse, for reasons already stated.  It WAS a dick move, but my INTENT was to be a dick...The exact mechanism of this dickishness is based on RWHN's very own standard, the standard he gleefully explained when my father was being doorstepped by Uncle BadTouch's little cultists.

Also, I find it very difficult to whip up any empathy for a guy who refers to human children as "assets", thinks that an occasional kid going to jail for 29 years is an acceptable price to pay for a bale of weed, and generally puts his Cause above the interests of everyone's lives, including the very "assets" he claims to be "protecting".

He is scum.  There's not much else to say.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why would I be scared of the lovechild of Fred Durst/Vanilla Ice

...says the muppet.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well I mean

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130829144949.htm#.UiVtqYmDlHQ

After all.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well I mean

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130829144949.htm#.UiVtqYmDlHQ

After all.

Makes sense.  Thinking about Crazy Jeff, here.

[Ben Shapiro]

Guys, this is really nasty. I know he's attention whoring, but, please stop.

This is what Discordia is these days Kai.  It's TMZ and dick jokes.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/board,38.0.html

Gee, thanks.

Gee, then maybe we should try a little harder to protect our brand by not tacitly condoning bullshit behavior just because it is being done by one of the cool kids.

Kinda like what Gogira and Kai did in this exact thread when Gogira mentioned that the video should be taken down or when Kai said it was nasty?

Just saying.

Stop talking Nigel.