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Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM


GO!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
September 04, 2013, 05:47:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM


GO!

I literally just did the double facepalm.

I...

I feel the need to rebut all of this, but I know you're all thinking the same.

This, however, is a good thing. There's a quote here. I'm going to have to Google it though.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
September 04, 2013, 05:53:12 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Ben Shapiro

#3
September 04, 2013, 11:14:39 AM
HHAHAHAHHAHA MAINE! HAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You can't escape Texas! GO HOME!

Junkenstein

#4
September 04, 2013, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM


GO!

I can't decide which is funnier, the "Scary thought" or "Special rings"

That Gohmert faces deserves to be an emote.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
September 04, 2013, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM


GO!

Which one of these things is not like the others?

"voter fraud" laws are pretty much never enacted to control voter fraud, they're enacted to restrict access to the polls by black and poor voters.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
September 04, 2013, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM


GO!

I can't decide which is funnier, the "Scary thought" or "Special rings"

That Gohmert faces deserves to be an emote.

I'm going to go with Special AIDS giving rings. Wingnuts already think that vaccine this/cull the population that.

But, think about it.

I just gave you AIDS!
          \


How would these rings even work? Are they magic?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

#7
September 04, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Well obviously, you make your aids ring, then give it to someone you want to get aids. Duh.

Both still beyond stupid, the "scary thought" made me chuckle just because of what it was. A crazy loon sat and worried about things until he got scared about something because, shut up. Then told others about the thing.

I'd have more respect for these people if their "scary thoughts" were about spiders or dogs or the sky falling.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#8
September 04, 2013, 07:54:36 PM
It's also a "scary thought" that our government is planning pointless military action in Syria against the will of the populace.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 05, 2013, 03:56:06 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 04, 2013, 07:54:36 PM
It's also a "scary thought" that our government is planning pointless military action in Syria against the will of the populace.

You seem like you've lost all your happy thoughts, citizen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
September 05, 2013, 03:58:31 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Well obviously, you make your aids ring, then give it to someone you want to get aids. Duh.

Both still beyond stupid, the "scary thought" made me chuckle just because of what it was. A crazy loon sat and worried about things until he got scared about something because, shut up. Then told others about the thing.

I'd have more respect for these people if their "scary thoughts" were about spiders or dogs or the sky falling.

And then you say CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAIDSMENT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#11
September 05, 2013, 06:57:05 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 04, 2013, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM


GO!

I can't decide which is funnier, the "Scary thought" or "Special rings"

That Gohmert faces deserves to be an emote.

I'm going to go with Special AIDS giving rings. Wingnuts already think that vaccine this/cull the population that.

But, think about it.

I just gave you AIDS!
          \


How would these rings even work? Are they magic?

I read a study about this looked this up.

Apparently the fear is that AIDS ACTIVISTS are wearing RINGS WITH BLADES ON THEM and they cut you with them.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
September 05, 2013, 07:11:56 AM
HIGH-LARIOUSLY

not based in any reality at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
September 05, 2013, 07:14:20 AM
Yeah, that is some crazy where did you even get this idea from sort of batshittery.

Shapeshifting reptiles are more plausible.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
September 05, 2013, 07:18:35 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 07:14:20 AM
Yeah, that is some crazy where did you even get this idea from sort of batshittery.

Shapeshifting reptiles are more plausible.

ZOMG that is THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EUROPEAN PLATFORM

HOW DID YOU KNOW?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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