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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 05, 2013, 06:50:41 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
September 06, 2013, 08:02:50 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
I actually looked up "the valley of sickness" thing and it turns out that it's pretty much a myth designed to make white people feel good about giving all the indians smallpox and tuberculosis and herding them onto reservations and stealing the richest farmland in the world from them.

Nonetheless, everything is still all moldy and we live in perpetual twilight and there is still radioactive gas leaking out of the ground. This is a wonderful place.

We have loads of radiation, here.  But we PUT it there.

Ours is natural, and therefore healthy.

Holistic radon.

We could market that...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
September 06, 2013, 08:19:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 08:02:50 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
I actually looked up "the valley of sickness" thing and it turns out that it's pretty much a myth designed to make white people feel good about giving all the indians smallpox and tuberculosis and herding them onto reservations and stealing the richest farmland in the world from them.

Nonetheless, everything is still all moldy and we live in perpetual twilight and there is still radioactive gas leaking out of the ground. This is a wonderful place.

We have loads of radiation, here.  But we PUT it there.

Ours is natural, and therefore healthy.

Holistic radon.

We could market that...

Oh hell yeah.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
September 06, 2013, 08:27:00 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 08:19:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 08:02:50 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
I actually looked up "the valley of sickness" thing and it turns out that it's pretty much a myth designed to make white people feel good about giving all the indians smallpox and tuberculosis and herding them onto reservations and stealing the richest farmland in the world from them.

Nonetheless, everything is still all moldy and we live in perpetual twilight and there is still radioactive gas leaking out of the ground. This is a wonderful place.

We have loads of radiation, here.  But we PUT it there.

Ours is natural, and therefore healthy.

Holistic radon.

We could market that...

Oh hell yeah.

"Here at Nigelco, we only use gentle, natural radiation, rather than the harsh man-made kind."

Sound funny?  HAR HAR, GUESS WHAT?

"We only use organic fertilizers, rather than harsh chemicals."

WHAT'S IN "Chemical" FERTILIZER?  Phosphates, potassium, and nitrogen, some trace metals.

WHAT's IN "organic" FERTILIZER (blood meal, bone meal, etc)?  Phosphates, potassium, and nitrogen, some trace metals.  BUT IT SMELLS BAD, SO YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING.  AND IT TAKES LONGER, SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD FOR DA EARF.



" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
September 06, 2013, 09:54:46 PM
Well, fertilizer's a little more complicated. Maybe not the best example.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
September 06, 2013, 09:56:59 PM
But you know what a good example is?

FLUORIDE.

Because people absolutely insist that "natural fluoride" is better for you than "chemical fluoride".

FLUORIDE. HOW DOES IT WORK?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
September 06, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 09:56:59 PM
Because people absolutely insist that "natural fluoride" is better for you than "chemical fluoride".

Wait. 

What?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#51
September 06, 2013, 10:03:27 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 09:56:59 PM
But you know what a good example is?

FLUORIDE.

Because people absolutely insist that "natural fluoride" is better for you than "chemical fluoride".

FLUORIDE. HOW DOES IT WORK?

Urge to kill rising.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
September 06, 2013, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 09:56:59 PM
Because people absolutely insist that "natural fluoride" is better for you than "chemical fluoride".

Wait. 

What?

Oh yeah I am not even shitting you. One of them even SAID SO in chemistry class Spring term. Everyone just stared at him. Fluoride.

It is the thing that it is, period.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
September 06, 2013, 10:57:01 PM
I only take natural iron. It's much better than that horrible chemical iron.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
September 06, 2013, 10:57:09 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 09:56:59 PM
Because people absolutely insist that "natural fluoride" is better for you than "chemical fluoride".

Wait. 

What?

Oh yeah I am not even shitting you. One of them even SAID SO in chemistry class Spring term. Everyone just stared at him. Fluoride.

It is the thing that it is, period.

No.  The GOOD flouride gets put there by NATURE, who is nice.

The BAD flouride is made by PEOPLE, who are mean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
September 06, 2013, 10:57:30 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:57:01 PM
I only take natural iron. It's much better than that horrible chemical iron.

I prefer "harsh chemical iron".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
September 06, 2013, 10:58:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 10:57:09 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 09:56:59 PM
Because people absolutely insist that "natural fluoride" is better for you than "chemical fluoride".

Wait. 

What?

Oh yeah I am not even shitting you. One of them even SAID SO in chemistry class Spring term. Everyone just stared at him. Fluoride.

It is the thing that it is, period.

No.  The GOOD flouride gets put there by NATURE, who is nice.

The BAD flouride is made by PEOPLE, who are mean.

It makes me want to cry.

I have also been recently informed that sea salt is much better for you than regular table salt, and isn't implicated in hypertension.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
September 06, 2013, 10:59:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 10:57:30 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:57:01 PM
I only take natural iron. It's much better than that horrible chemical iron.

I prefer "harsh chemical iron".

It's harsh, because it's chemical.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#58
September 06, 2013, 10:59:20 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:58:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 10:57:09 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:56:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 09:56:59 PM
Because people absolutely insist that "natural fluoride" is better for you than "chemical fluoride".

Wait. 

What?

Oh yeah I am not even shitting you. One of them even SAID SO in chemistry class Spring term. Everyone just stared at him. Fluoride.

It is the thing that it is, period.

No.  The GOOD flouride gets put there by NATURE, who is nice.

The BAD flouride is made by PEOPLE, who are mean.

It makes me want to cry.

I have also been recently informed that sea salt is much better for you than regular table salt, and isn't implicated in hypertension.

Get out of there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
September 06, 2013, 10:59:47 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:59:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2013, 10:57:30 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 06, 2013, 10:57:01 PM
I only take natural iron. It's much better than that horrible chemical iron.

I prefer "harsh chemical iron".

It's harsh, because it's chemical.

And because it's man-made, and the "man" involved isn't even a Native American.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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