I am now a preventionist

[LMNO]

I heard recently that Washington legalized llama ownership, and they actually had a /decrease/ in llama related problems. What do you have to say about that?

I'd say that the irresponsible people that published that article are obviously shills for Big Llama.

I have researched a study that says the exact opposite thing will happen.  Link not forthcoming, because you fuckers won't accept my completely unbiased source.

Right, Big Llama. 

You know, the only reason why llamas were made illegal in the first place was competition with cotton, despite llama wool being a far superior product. I bet they're still lobbying against llama legalization for that reason. They can't compete, so they have to make up all these excuses about why llamas are too dangerous.

Conspiracy theory. 

Llamas kill.  This is documented fact.  It is documented fact.  DOCUMENTED.  FACT.

AND FACTS DON'T LIE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I had a boyfriend who would llama sometimes and I couldn't even be in the same room with him while he was doing it, I get a rash just from second-hand llama.

Further proof that llamas should be illegal.  Thank you for your support.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I had a boyfriend who would llama sometimes and I couldn't even be in the same room with him while he was doing it, I get a rash just from second-hand llama.

Further proof that llamas should be illegal.  Thank you for your support.

You keep editing out the substance of my post and only responding to the parts you want to! That's not how you have a conversation at all, you're just lecturing and doing it poorly!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

By which you mean, /anyone who isn't an asset/. Under the age of 18 and you own a llama? We'll cuddle you and slap you on the wrist and give you counceling. Over the age of 18? JAIL FOREVER. The funny part about this is, assets become adults. I know, it seems weird, but it's true. You don't give a damn about adults do you?

Well, there's more to it than that.  Low-quality assets also don't get diversion because they can't learn.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

you're lecturing!

I am often paid to lecture.  I am a policy maker, and I rub elbows with governors and foreign potentates.

[Kai]

I heard recently that Washington legalized llama ownership, and they actually had a /decrease/ in llama related problems. What do you have to say about that?

I'd say that the irresponsible people that published that article are obviously shills for Big Llama.

I have researched a study that says the exact opposite thing will happen.  Link not forthcoming, because you fuckers won't accept my completely unbiased source.

Right, Big Llama. 

You know, the only reason why llamas were made illegal in the first place was competition with cotton, despite llama wool being a far superior product. I bet they're still lobbying against llama legalization for that reason. They can't compete, so they have to make up all these excuses about why llamas are too dangerous.

Conspiracy theory. 

Llamas kill.  This is documented fact.  It is documented fact.  DOCUMENTED.  FACT.

You have yet to link ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE that llamas kill. All I'm hearing is hearsay and strawmen. Yap yap yap. Also, a simple Google search will show you llamas don't have antlers. I can't believe I even have to explain this stuff to you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You have yet to link ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE that llamas kill. All I'm hearing is hearsay and strawmen. Yap yap yap. Also, a simple Google search will show you llamas don't have antlers. I can't believe I even have to explain this stuff to you.

I have.  You ignored it.

And those pictures are all of FEMALE llamas.

[Kai]

You have yet to link ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE that llamas kill. All I'm hearing is hearsay and strawmen. Yap yap yap. Also, a simple Google search will show you llamas don't have antlers. I can't believe I even have to explain this stuff to you.

I have.  You ignored it.

And those pictures are all of FEMALE llamas.

So you're saying there are no pictures of male llamas anywhere on the Internet? If there are no pictures, if no one's seen it, how can you expect me to believe A) the males have antlers and B) they gore people with them? It's complete BS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

[EK WAFFLR]

I know that some people find llamas therapeutic, I even researched a study on it. Shouldn't medical llama be legalized?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

are no pictures of male llamas anywhere on the Internet? If there are no pictures, if no one's seen it, how can you expect me to believe A) the males have antlers and B) they gore people with them? It's complete BS.

Big Llama has a lot of money.  They arrange things, you see, so that only the relatively harmless appearing llamas get shown.

Do I have to explain EVERYTHING around here?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

you're lecturing!

I am often paid to lecture.  I am a policy maker, and I rub elbows with governors and foreign potentates.

Now you're just doing it on purpose! What did I do to deserve this treatment? I was trying to take you seriously and address the issue, but you insist on being a fuckwit about it.

[Kai]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

And you still haven't answered my question.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I know that some people find llamas therapeutic, I even researched a study on it. Shouldn't medical llama be legalized?

No, this will make llamas more accessible to children, so you'll just have to put on your big boy pants when you go for your chemotherapy.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

you're lecturing!

I am often paid to lecture.  I am a policy maker, and I rub elbows with governors and foreign potentates.

Now you're just doing it seriously and address the issue.

I am a professional.