Suu's Icon thingie got me thinking...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.

Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you.  Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.

Also, you all wear white socks and sandals.  Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.

[Suu]

....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.

Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you.  Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.

Also, you all wear white socks and sandals.  Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.

You know what? Let me finish this project for the competition I'm entering. I have another gessoboard... I'll even gild the fuck out of it, for added Holy™.

[Kai]

....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.

Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you.  Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.

Also, you all wear white socks and sandals.  Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.

You know what? Let me finish this project for the competition I'm entering. I have another gessoboard... I'll even gild the fuck out of it, for added Holy™.

[Suu]

I have 24 more sheets of composite gold leaf. This will have so much fucking Holy™ St. Peter himself is going to go blind from the gates.

[Trivial]

Something like this?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

It needs to be a middle finger, clearly.

Can he be radiating hate like majesty?

[Suu]

I can see you guys are going to challenge the fuck out of me. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I ever get my glass painting project back up and running I'll have to do something with this.

[Richter]

The Stabby Steel Middle Finger might count.  It's a commission / Bday gift for Leln, so I can't show it off yet, but such physical manifestations of hate and loathing for fellow man ARE being made.

She did specifically ask for hollows on the blade.  No fucking around here.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This is going to be awesome.

I'll see if I can come up with something.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Dear Roger,

Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Something like this?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Roger,

Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.

YOUR VOODOO CANNOT HELP ME, WOMAN!  I NEED PILLS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.

Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you.  Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.

Also, you all wear white socks and sandals.  Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.

You know what? Let me finish this project for the competition I'm entering. I have another gessoboard... I'll even gild the fuck out of it, for added Holy™.

WOOOOOO!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Dear Roger,

Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.

YOUR VOODOO CANNOT HELP ME, WOMAN!  I NEED PILLS.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY ROGER SHRINE WITHOUT A ROGER STATUE? ALSO I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR ANY BODILY FLUIDS, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL.