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Started by Pæs, September 10, 2013, 07:37:55 AM

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10/10 would click again.
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Forsooth

QuoteHAVE YOU EVER SPENT AN HOUR CLICKING ON RANDOM WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES?

yes, yes i have. ive spent entire days. ive been stuck in nearly neverending quantities of tabs reading about shit that i did not need to know

its easy, for every blue highlighted link, open it in a new tab

start here http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_mill

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Forsooth on September 10, 2013, 03:50:37 PM
QuoteHAVE YOU EVER SPENT AN HOUR CLICKING ON RANDOM WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES?

yes, yes i have. ive spent entire days. ive been stuck in nearly neverending quantities of tabs reading about shit that i did not need to know

its easy, for every blue highlighted link, open it in a new tab

start here http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_mill

:rogpipe:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

I admit it.

I clicked.

Because I didn't know what "sideboobs" are and I wanted to find out.

Guess what? It didn't deliver. I still don't know what sideboobs are.
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AFK

It's like the movie trailer for full-frontal nudity. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Kai on September 10, 2013, 06:25:10 PM
I admit it.

I clicked.

Because I didn't know what "sideboobs" are and I wanted to find out.

Guess what? It didn't deliver. I still don't know what sideboobs are.
Sideboobs are the view of the effect that happens when women people wear clothing that covers the front of their boobs but not the sides.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: :regret: on September 10, 2013, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 10, 2013, 06:25:10 PM
I admit it.

I clicked.

Because I didn't know what "sideboobs" are and I wanted to find out.

Guess what? It didn't deliver. I still don't know what sideboobs are.
Sideboobs are the view of the effect that happens when women people wear clothing that covers the front of their boobs but not the sides.

I thought it was when you could see the sides of a woman's boobs when she has her back to you.

Until age 40, this would make Roger's brain fall directly down his neck.  Now I mostly think "That poor girl's back will be twisted like Joe Thiesmann's leg by the time she's 35."

TGRR,
Still randy as fuck, but now with different triggers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

It's both.  And as someone knocking on 40, the latter still gets at my triggers.   :)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.