I love Miley Cyrus

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Coke Talk / Coquette also said this, which I thought was relevant.

http://dearcoquette.com/post/63109967420/on-fun-sized-bullshit

Sinead vs. Miley. Care to weigh in?
Sinead's open letter was condescending and misguided, but her heart was in the right place. She's wrong about Miley being exploited, though. Miley is the one doing the exploiting.

I disagree with Sinead's heart being in the right place, unless sanctimonious and condescending is the right place. I do agree with the last sentence.

I think Sinead thought her heart was in the right place because she's too far gone to know better. But yeah.

[Count Chocula]

Nigel and I had talked on the phone about this.  Her performace at the VMAs and in Wrecking Ball was more or less designed to trigger rape panic in males.

I'll take a #6 with a supersized order of RAPE* please. (if it's coming from Miley)


*Small to medium sized strap-ons only. Nothing bigger than a cheddarwurst.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel and I had talked on the phone about this.  Her performace at the VMAs and in Wrecking Ball was more or less designed to trigger rape panic in males.

I'll take a #6 with a supersized order of RAPE* please. (if it's coming from Miley)


*Small to medium sized strap-ons only. Nothing bigger than a cheddarwurst.

[P3nT4gR4m]

On the subject of "rape" the first time I heard this on the radio, I thought that was what she was singing "you ra-a-aped me"

I wonder if the similarity in phonetics (especially when blaring out a shitty van radio) is entirely accidental?

[Bruno]

On the subject of "rape" the first time I heard this on the radio, I thought that was what she was singing "you ra-a-aped me"

I wonder if the similarity in phonetics (especially when blaring out a shitty van radio) is entirely accidental?

That's what I heard too.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On the subject of "rape" the first time I heard this on the radio, I thought that was what she was singing "you ra-a-aped me"

I wonder if the similarity in phonetics (especially when blaring out a shitty van radio) is entirely accidental?

Huh. Good question. "Break" and "rape" are slightly better rhyming pairs than "break" and "wreck", but the only way to know would be for someone to ask her.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Much hate and vitriol in the comments http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/miley-cyrus-flashes-twitter-to-free-the-nipple-20131216?utm_source=dailynewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter

Looks like she's going to be on the cover, though.  :trollface:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  That's awesome.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

!!!!!NSFW!!!!!!!






AHAHAHAHA. http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/db54a6be48/open-letter-to-miley-cyrus-from-arizona-iced-tea?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_107776

Thanks to you, our cans are worth more than 99 cents. It used to be you just got a refreshing drink when you purchased a can of AriZona Iced Tea. Now, you also get a fond memory of that time Miley Cyrus posed in a red thong-leotard thing where you could almost see her vagina lips, or whatever. Don't be under any illusions.. ALL our cans of iced tea will still be sold at the affordable and clearly printed price of 99 cents.. but it's cool that drinking one might make some dudes want to masturbate for confusing and hard to pin down reasons.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Miley's like the evil puppetmaster of creepers. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my god. Even I'm aroused and frightened by... whatever the fuck she's doing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm like OH GOD THAT'S NOT SEXY THAT'S NOT SEXY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My rectum just crept into my lower GI tract.

Not on account of the can.  On account of the look on her face.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

BILL THE CAT.

That's what I'm seeing.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

BILL THE CAT.

That's what I'm seeing.

AHAHAHA, that's what my roommate's husband said. And then ran away crying to hide in the bathroom until I made the scary picture go away.

Twenty minutes later, he wanted to go to the gas station for some iced tea.