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Hi, Im Cris
« on: September 10, 2013, 11:38:12 pm »
I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 11:40:33 pm »
I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

Cris, what have I told you about trolling?  Seriously.  It's like you don't even CARE.
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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 11:41:23 pm »
I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

Cris, what have I told you about trolling?  Seriously.  It's like you don't even CARE.

The standards have fallen pretty far.
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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 11:44:13 pm »
I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

Cris, what have I told you about trolling?  Seriously.  It's like you don't even CARE.

The standards have fallen pretty far.

Cris can't really help it.  He's from Guatemala or something like that.  Anyway, over at FG, we're talking about raiding.  Cris says "HOW ABOUT PD?", which is sort of like saying "HEY, I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS HERE BIG LOAD O' COAL OVER TO NEWCASTLE".  Then he shows up and asks us to be trolled.

Which, now that I think of it, is kinda genius. 

In fact, it's a whole lot of genius.  I mean, I'm still typing, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 11:47:08 pm »
I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

Cris, what have I told you about trolling?  Seriously.  It's like you don't even CARE.

Am I supposed to care?

Cause like, life is pretty pointless, I don't have any reasons to even try trolling properly.

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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 11:56:45 pm »
WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 12:05:11 am »
I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

Cris, what have I told you about trolling?  Seriously.  It's like you don't even CARE.

Am I supposed to care?

Cause like, life is pretty pointless, I don't have any reasons to even try trolling properly.

Emo trolling.

This has potential.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 12:05:55 am »
I think there might be a twist in this one. Don't want to give it away so lets just say, big surprise.
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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 12:06:04 am »
WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 12:06:13 am »
I think there might be a twist in this one. Don't want to give it away so lets just say, big surprise.

He's one of the FG crew.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2013, 12:06:37 am »
WELLL, I, for one, am trolled.

You know, if you dont want to, you dont have to.

THAT DOES IT!  YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE! 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2013, 12:07:37 am »
I think there might be a twist in this one. Don't want to give it away so lets just say, big surprise.

He's one of the FG crew.
Cris P. Poptart is from FG?
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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2013, 12:09:14 am »
I'm disappointed, I thought with the college season back we might get at least one poptart through here.
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2013, 12:09:20 am »
I think there might be a twist in this one. Don't want to give it away so lets just say, big surprise.

He's one of the FG crew.
Cris P. Poptart is from FG?

Nope.  This isn't poptard.  Poptard is a fucking Eskimo from Minnesota or something.  Cris is a Guatamalan.

He's also the one who came here from FG ages back, that got some of US to go over THERE.

He should be dragged behind wild animals, but he isn't poptard.
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Re: Hi, Im Cris
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2013, 12:12:19 am »
Oh yes, now I remember, in fact I probably made the same baseless accusation back then.
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