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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., September 12, 2013, 03:06:13 AM

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September 12, 2013, 03:06:13 AM Last Edit: September 12, 2013, 03:08:41 AM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
I found your day job.



Writing gay shapeshifting cuttlefish romance novels. For shame, sir. For shame.



ETA: Save all that fabulous for BIP2013 :P

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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

#1
September 12, 2013, 03:08:35 AM
DIS GUY BLEW ME OFF FOR COFFEE AFTER CLASS :crankey:
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
September 12, 2013, 04:07:33 AM
Had to write the new chapter. Cuttlefish shapeshifter gay erotica doesn't write itself!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#3
September 12, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LESBIAN CUTTLEFISH ROMANCE NOVELS?

THAT'S WHY I NEED FEMINISM!

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
September 12, 2013, 04:21:12 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LESBIAN CUTTLEFISH ROMANCE NOVELS?

THAT'S WHY I NEED FEMINISM!

EVERYONE KNOWS CUTTLEFISH ARE MANLY! WOMEN GET KITSUNE!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Kai

#5
September 12, 2013, 04:24:12 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:21:12 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LESBIAN CUTTLEFISH ROMANCE NOVELS?

THAT'S WHY I NEED FEMINISM!

EVERYONE KNOWS CUTTLEFISH ARE MANLY! WOMEN GET KITSUNE!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Cuddlefish

#6
September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#7
September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cuddlefish

#8
September 12, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P

I was going for irony when I changed my screen name to Cuddlefish (on account that I am not cuddly. Y'know, just how little John wasn't little)... I should have figured that was a bad idea...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

#9
September 12, 2013, 04:37:44 AM
Though, bad idea or not, I'M STICKING WITH IT!!!!!/primate/tothewall
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
September 12, 2013, 04:42:21 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P

I was going for irony when I changed my screen name to Cuddlefish (on account that I am not cuddly. Y'know, just how little John wasn't little)... I should have figured that was a bad idea...

Irony only gets you so far. Apparently shapeshifter gay erotica gets you the rest of the way.  :lulz:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cuddlefish

#11
September 12, 2013, 04:45:14 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:42:21 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P

I was going for irony when I changed my screen name to Cuddlefish (on account that I am not cuddly. Y'know, just how little John wasn't little)... I should have figured that was a bad idea...

Irony only gets you so far. Apparently shapeshifter gay erotica gets you the rest of the way.  :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I suppose I could teach the Providence hipsters a thing or two with that bit of advice.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#12
September 12, 2013, 04:46:02 AM
Oh shit. I can see that going horribly, horrbily awry.  :lulz: :horrormirth:

DO IT!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cuddlefish

#13
September 12, 2013, 04:49:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:46:02 AM
Oh shit. I can see that going horribly, horrbily awry.  :lulz: :horrormirth:

DO IT!

Horribly awry in THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY!

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?
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