The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

UGGGGGHHHHHHH

I'M KINDA SICK AND INCREDIBLY STUPID TODAY. MY BRAIN HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A MUCUS-SOAKED COTTON BALL THREE SIZES TOO LARGE.

[Bu🤠ns]

And what happened, then? Well, in Spagville they say-- her spag brain grew three sizes that day... And then - the true meaning of Discordia came through, and the Spag found the strength of *three* Spags, plus two!

[Junkenstein]

UGGGGGHHHHHHH

I'M KINDA SICK AND INCREDIBLY STUPID TODAY. MY BRAIN HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A MUCUS-SOAKED COTTON BALL THREE SIZES TOO LARGE.

Sick? Then you know what you must do.

Visit thy enemies. Nothing brings joy like inflicting a shitty cold/flu thing onto someone who's pissed you off.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Scrid! I need 100 beers please

In ascending order of "Why My Day Has Been Kinda Crap," from trivial whining to actual bad thing:

I have a crippling caffeine addiction, and I took too long to get to my first cup of coffee for the day. This means the whole day is plagued by an untreatable headache. I should probably do something about this problem of mine.

I think there's a dead mouse in the kitchen somewhere. I can't find it.

There was a large crash on a highway near me today. Schoolbus involved, looked like people had been injured.



So all I can say now is, these artichokes I'm cooking better turn out to be nice and tasty or Grumpy Cainad is gonna be REALLY grumpy.

[Salty]

Hey my fin aid came through and im not fucked forever!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Hey my fin aid came through and im not fucked forever!

Fuck yeah!

[Cain]

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[Cainad (dec.)]

In ascending order of "Why My Day Has Been Kinda Crap," from trivial whining to actual bad thing

I think you got that the wrong way around.  Coffee is always top of the list.

Normally I would agree, but I feel at least slightly responsible for letting my withdrawal symptoms get to this level. I should probably schedule a few days for detox, during which time my brain will shrink to about the size of a chicken egg.

[MMIX]

Good gods. I'm a grandmother. Damn but that sounds weird.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

CONGRATS!

[Suu]

We get the keys to the front apartment tomorrow. Brand new floors and brand new windows. The entire roof is getting rubberized next month. The building is just too old and shingle roofs don't last through hurricanes and Nor'Easters like what we've been getting. Seriously half of my neighborhood is getting roofed right now. Something tells me we weren't the only ones that got beat up this last winter.

[MMIX]

CONGRATS!

Thanks.

I'm still wandering round bumping into things.

Never expected this

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

This is what happens when you let Anonymous into your political process: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/news/anonymous-nova-scotia-ndp/

Not. Even. Once.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My brother is visiting. My brother is a super-nerdy, autistic theater geek who is trying to pimp his Dr. Who screenplay at ComiCon.

He is also, like every other member of my mother's side of the family, unbearably needy and entitled. So I am lodging him for free, and also apparently driving him around and feeding him.

Nice last weekend of summer break. 

[Cain]

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