The First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus and Open Bar™

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can anybody check to see whether there's a known Comcast outage in Portland? Pretty please? I can't get online to do my chemistry review and they're doing a quiz tomorrow to basically screen out everybody who shouldn't be in the class, I'm stressing a little bit.

[Salty]

Did that a bit upthread, yes, comcast appears to be fucked in Portland.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I missed it! Probably one of the times it timed out on me. Thank you Alty, you are the greatest!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Math homework:

[Salty]

I missed it! Probably one of the times it timed out on me. Thank you Alty, you are the greatest!

Is no problem, comrade.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Math homework:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hopefully she has a sense of humor.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I like the screaming Twid at the bottom!

Cookie clicker keeps distracting me from things. Tomorrow junk people show up and significant amounts of stuff leave my house, maybe I can get some things down after that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  That image finally loaded for me, I like it!

I am sitting in my house which is suddenly very quiet because all the children have left, listening to the rain and almost halfway through my biology homework.

I am scared of this term. I was assigned 144 pages of reading on the first day.

[Jez]

I am now an anthropology major.  Also, I didn't forget as much math as I expected.  The placement test says I just need one college-level course rather than that plus two remedial courses like I thought.

[Salty]

I wish I were recording the epic level of bullshit going on in the next room.

It's like bullshit on ice.

And now the Lord's Prayer.

Removing entities. Christlike conciousness. Healing angels with ruby rays of healing light. I ask the angels of light to remove these entities that are here against free will, never to find its way back into this being of light.

CLANG
CLANG
CLANG

OH GOD I HATE THRN, I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

I WANT TO FILL THAT ROOM WITH AMONIA.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That image finally loaded for me, I like it!

I am sitting in my house which is suddenly very quiet because all the children have left, listening to the rain and almost halfway through my biology homework.

I am scared of this term. I was assigned 144 pages of reading on the first day.

Did you catch the earlier comments? 

the quiet can be pretty strange, but combination of no one around and rain can be fertile ground for ideas.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I wish I were recording the epic level of bullshit going on in the next room.

It's like bullshit on ice.

And now the Lord's Prayer.

Removing entities. Christlike conciousness. Healing angels with ruby rays of healing light. I ask the angels of light to remove these entities that are here against free will, never to find its way back into this being of light.

CLANG
CLANG
CLANG

OH GOD I HATE THRN, I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

I WANT TO FILL THAT ROOM WITH AMONIA.

As a religious man, I gotta say,

Wait, whut?

Twid,
feels Alty's pain, and not in a pseudo-empath way.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I wish I were recording the epic level of bullshit going on in the next room.

It's like bullshit on ice.

And now the Lord's Prayer.

Removing entities. Christlike conciousness. Healing angels with ruby rays of healing light. I ask the angels of light to remove these entities that are here against free will, never to find its way back into this being of light.

CLANG
CLANG
CLANG

OH GOD I HATE THRN, I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

I WANT TO FILL THAT ROOM WITH AMONIA.

WAIT NO.

LATIN (OR ARAMAIC) OR GTFO.

Pater Noster qui es in caelis, sancitificetur Nomen Tuum, adveniat Regnum Tuum....

SAY THE MAGIC WORDS RIGHT.

[Salty]

Roger called it. These people know exactly what they're doing.