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Cain


Salty

Quote from: Cain on September 23, 2013, 09:02:53 PM
We're discussing the definition of terrorism.  Halp, plz...

When Americans feel scared, its terrorism.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

Nyaaaargh.
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:59:55 PM
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Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

Singing bowl?

Sometimes cystal, sometimes metal, tibetan singing bowls are used, like tuning forkes, to bring a persons "energy" in harmony with the bowl's virbations.

"There's a nice vibration here."

But what is it?

It's just a bowl. Think wine glasses, when you rub the rim. Like that.

Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:59:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

Singing bowl?

Sometimes cystal, sometimes metal, tibetan singing bowls are used, like tuning forkes, to bring a persons "energy" in harmony with the bowl's virbations.

"There's a nice vibration here."

But what is it?

It's just a bowl. Think wine glasses, when you rub the rim. Like that.

:lulz:  or  :tgrr:

As God is my witness, I cannot decide.

It's cultural appropriation, like those fucking tulpas.  Tulpas.  Even if you believe in that sort of thing, which I don't, the Tibetian monks claim it takes YEARS AND YEARS to achieve an actual tulpa.  On the other hand, if you're a fatass 20-something Pagan from Scottsdale, it takes, what, 15 minutes.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

...These assclowns are taking money from suckers, and as Canada Bill Jones said, "It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money" (He was also the guy that said "A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.").

Note:  He wasn't from Canada, and had never even been to Canada.  Professional gamblers are weird.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on September 23, 2013, 09:02:53 PM
We're discussing the definition of terrorism.  Halp, plz...

EASY.

The use of terror to achieve a goal.

HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT?

Oh, right, that includes the tactics of EVERY GOVERNMENT EVER, except maybe Canada.  Wait, no, they did that shit too.

So you have to find a definition that is more politically acceptable.  Like so:

The use of terror by brown people to achieve a goal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 09:06:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:59:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

Singing bowl?

Sometimes cystal, sometimes metal, tibetan singing bowls are used, like tuning forkes, to bring a persons "energy" in harmony with the bowl's virbations.

"There's a nice vibration here."

But what is it?

It's just a bowl. Think wine glasses, when you rub the rim. Like that.

:lulz:  or  :tgrr:

As God is my witness, I cannot decide.

It's cultural appropriation, like those fucking tulpas.  Tulpas.  Even if you believe in that sort of thing, which I don't, the Tibetian monks claim it takes YEARS AND YEARS to achieve an actual tulpa.  On the other hand, if you're a fatass 20-something Pagan from Scottsdale, it takes, what, 15 minutes.

ON THE OTHER HAND...

...These assclowns are taking money from suckers, and as Canada Bill Jones said, "It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money" (He was also the guy that said "A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.").

Note:  He wasn't from Canada, and had never even been to Canada.  Professional gamblers are weird.

For me, :tgrr: because THEY BELIEVE THEY'RE WORK IS ACTUAL MAGIC.

I mean, cold readers are one thing, but they buy AND sell their own bullshit.

If i started applying maximum reason to them they would cry.

They're like.professional pagans.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 09:10:37 PM
For me, :tgrr: because THEY BELIEVE THEY'RE WORK IS ACTUAL MAGIC.

I mean, cold readers are one thing, but they buy AND sell their own bullshit.

If i started applying maximum reason to them they would cry.

They're like.professional pagans.

You sure about that?  The most hardcore Pagans I know - ie, the ones SELLING the shit - don't believe a fucking word of it.  They are fleecing people and they know it.

Go to any Pagan board that has an online store run by the site owners. 

My favorite example is TCC, which is owned by a hardcore Christian lady, whose dead (Pagan) husband started the site.  The store is the only reason for the site's existence, and the forum is there to attract customers.

Another good example is the old MysticWicks, as run by Mol.  Or Pagan Place, hell, that one is HILARIOUS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Nah, these are my people of old. I know them. I was one of them.

They want to believe it.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

If you weren't businessing, Alty, I would say troll the fuck out of them.

As it is, perhaps applying a dose of critical thinking and rationality is in order.

Salty

They're reverends. Apparently.

Looks like they need a dose of HOLY™.

THEY JUST REFERRED TO THEIR CLIENT AS A PATIENT.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 09:17:18 PM
They're reverends. Apparently.

Looks like they need a dose of HOLY™.

THEY JUST REFERRED TO THEIR CLIENT AS A PATIENT.

Oh, to be in Alaska right now.    :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain