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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 23, 2013, 05:05:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 05:01:14 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 23, 2013, 04:58:55 PM
It's been raining cats here. No flooding yet, knock on wood.

I had this weird sensation on the way out to the car this morning.  I was not only insufficiently overheated, I was actually underheated enough to be very mildy uncomfortable.

Strange days.

Yeah, I suspect we're safe only until the ground becomes saturated. Then we're fucked.

We're all going to freeze to death.  Well, we can finally observe water attain solid form outside of a lab, I suppose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 05:14:29 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 23, 2013, 05:05:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 05:01:14 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 23, 2013, 04:58:55 PM
It's been raining cats here. No flooding yet, knock on wood.

I had this weird sensation on the way out to the car this morning.  I was not only insufficiently overheated, I was actually underheated enough to be very mildy uncomfortable.

Strange days.

Yeah, I suspect we're safe only until the ground becomes saturated. Then we're fucked.

We're all going to freeze to death.  Well, we can finally observe water attain solid form outside of a lab, I suppose.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Switched to an e-cig today.  It seems to work, but everything is strange.  I keep thinking I need to have a smoke, because I have smokes at the same times every day, but when I go to get up, I realize I don't want one.

Now my brain is all confused and that part that fears the leopard is all agitated.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

One of my renters went to some newage conference and invited some snake oil salesmen to use the office. So, here they are, not removing their shoes, talking at non-therapeutic levels, and, if my guess is correct, using keys to come and go as they please.

When i put on my best awkward Alty face on and asked then who the hell they were and what the hell they were doing the assistent, or whatever, gave me A Look.

What fun.

"What kind of work do you do?" I ask.

"Past life regression, something i call crystal light therapy." He says.

:tgrr:

Oh, so "nothing", then. Expensive nothing.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:35:04 PM
One of my renters went to some newage conference and invited some snake oil salesmen to use the office. So, here they are, not removing their shoes, talking at non-therapeutic levels, and, if my guess is correct, using keys to come and go as they please.

When i put on my best awkward Alty face on and asked then who the hell they were and what the hell they were doing the assistent, or whatever, gave me A Look.

What fun.

"What kind of work do you do?" I ask.

"Past life regression, something i call crystal light therapy." He says.

:tgrr:

Oh, so "nothing", then. Expensive nothing.

:bob: APPROVED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

Singing bowl?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain


Freeky

Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

A what now?

Freeky


Salty

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

Singing bowl?

Sometimes cystal, sometimes metal, tibetan singing bowls are used, like tuning forkes, to bring a persons "energy" in harmony with the bowl's virbations.

"There's a nice vibration here."
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

Singing bowl?

Sometimes cystal, sometimes metal, tibetan singing bowls are used, like tuning forkes, to bring a persons "energy" in harmony with the bowl's virbations.

"There's a nice vibration here."

But what is it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:59:55 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:59:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
Some days I truly wonder why I work so hard.

It's like an hour of isometrics at a time, when instead I could just, you know, take the trolly to the imaginary kingdom and think about fiction while they assume....

Oh God, the dude uses a singing bowl. I can hear it.

I hate these people.

HATE.

Singing bowl?

Sometimes cystal, sometimes metal, tibetan singing bowls are used, like tuning forkes, to bring a persons "energy" in harmony with the bowl's virbations.

"There's a nice vibration here."

But what is it?

It's just a bowl. Think wine glasses, when you rub the rim. Like that.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.