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The Good Reverend Roger

#930
October 11, 2013, 04:56:20 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 04:55:09 PM
In 17 days I'll be 38. 

And I still have all of my hair.

Life is good.

I have all of mine, and all of the neighbor's as well.  Hacking it off my head is like deburring steel.  But other systems are not functioning quite as well as that particular department.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#931
October 11, 2013, 05:08:42 PM
Of course, I wouldn't expect RWHN to write anything about anything without trying to get a shot off.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#932
October 11, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
38 you say? Sounds like you got 7 years there boyo.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#933
October 11, 2013, 05:09:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 11, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
38 you say? Sounds like you got 7 years there boyo.

Hush, he's trying to tell us how virile he is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#934
October 11, 2013, 05:20:30 PM
My sister is volunteering for the Katherine Clark campaign. I recently found out that Clark has been supporting all kinds of nasty shit I want no part of, including the state wiretapping bill. When I asked my sister about this, she had no idea. She just volunteered for Clark because that campaign contacted her first and had an office in walking distance.

Nephew Twiddleton

#935
October 11, 2013, 05:20:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 05:09:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 11, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
38 you say? Sounds like you got 7 years there boyo.

Hush, he's trying to tell us how virile he is.
Lol
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

trippinprincezz13

#936
October 11, 2013, 06:12:23 PM
I'm 28 and all my organs are in the same place they started and last weekend one of Dad's former classmates asked me if I was driving yet! Aren't I precious! I ARE NEVER GET OLD!
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

#937
October 11, 2013, 06:13:26 PM
 :argh!:

In other news, the jet mill we've been working on all week went BANG.  Defective bottom plate.

Thanks, factory geeks.  Thanks a lot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#938
October 11, 2013, 06:29:04 PM
I've been keeping score, and I don't think you have any equipment left.


In fact, you may now be breaking things that don't even exist yet.

Nephew Twiddleton

#939
October 11, 2013, 06:39:04 PM
Got my flu shot. Take that viruses. You know what that sore arm means? Bouncers bitch.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#940
October 11, 2013, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 11, 2013, 06:29:04 PM
I've been keeping score, and I don't think you have any equipment left.


In fact, you may now be breaking things that don't even exist yet.

TUCSON:  BREAKING YOUR POTENTIALS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#941
October 11, 2013, 06:50:08 PM
TUCSON:  Fuckers of chicken futures.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#942
October 11, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 05:09:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 11, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
38 you say? Sounds like you got 7 years there boyo.

Hush, he's trying to tell us how virile he is.

Not even 38 and he's already an old fuddy duddy in an ill fitting suit trying to throw a monkey wrench in other peoples' parties.  :lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#943
October 11, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
It's Columbus Day weekend in Providence.

I am going to go blow my diet on Italian food in the name of guy who sailed for Spain and is glorified needlessly by American Mythology. I'm pretty sure Richter already high tailed it out of town for the weekend, because he hates people. So does my boyfriend, but his love of pastry supersedes claustrophobia.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

trippinprincezz13

#944
October 11, 2013, 07:05:22 PM
In celebration of Columbus Day, I will be hiking a mountain many others have hiked before, but upon reaching the summit, shall declare myself the first to discover it.


But first I will be seeing NIN tonight
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.
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