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Started by Cramulus, September 23, 2013, 04:39:58 PM

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Cain

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September 23, 2013, 06:16:09 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 01:05:09 PM by -
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
September 23, 2013, 06:16:58 PM
(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
Let me think for a second
Well, Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied
To his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

(Chorus 2x)
What is a spag?
A spag
Ask what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a spag?
I don't know
But I'm down with Discordia
And I'm down for life, yo

Desertlands? (We spags)
The Swamp? (We spags)
Belgium? (We spags)
Fuckin everybody (We spags)

I'm the spagalagalocoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead
But he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spa--What the fuck?
Connect...? Man that shit is whack

(Professor Cramulus)
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And argue down a rich boy
Walks right in the forum
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup (gloop)!

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a concept
In your pet project
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cause your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts (ha)

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs mutha-fucka's into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your mom through a coffee table

(Chorus)
What is a spag?
A spag
Ask what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a spag?
I don't know
But I'm down with Discordia
And I'm down for life, yo

I'm the spagalagalocoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck out of here
I'm the spagalagalocoroni
(I figures you would understand)

(Chorus 2x)
What is a spag?
A spag
Ask what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a spag?
I don't know
But I'm down with Discordia
And I'm down for life, yo

Portland? (We spags)
Tucson? (We spags)
Providence? (We spags)
Everybody? (We spags)(x 3)
Fuckin everybody? (We spags)
Everybody? (We spags)

What is a spag?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
September 23, 2013, 06:17:36 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#19
September 23, 2013, 06:26:36 PM
ahhhhhh ahahahas  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
September 23, 2013, 06:37:48 PM
Hate New York City
It's cold and it's damp
And all the people dressed like monkeys
Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos
That town's a little bit too rugged
For you and me you bad girl

Rollin' down the Aviation Highway
With a spaggy Nigel at my side
Santa Rita winds blowin' hot from the East
And we was born to ride

Roll down the window flip off the cop
Crank up the Pixies baby
Don't let the music stop
We're gonna ride it till we just can't ride it no more

From South Filth to the Legal District
From the West Side to the Hive
Everybody's very HAPPY
'Cause the sun is shining ALL THE TIME
Looks like another perfect day

I love Tucson (We love it)
I love Tucson (We love it)

Look at those mountains
Look at those killer bees
Look at that Spag over there, man
He's down on his knees
Look at these meth'd out people
There ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere

Tucson Boulevard (We love it)
Speedway Boulevard (We love it)
Broadway Boulevard (We love it)
Fourth Street (We love it, we love it)

I love Tucson
I love Tucson
(help us)

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#21
September 23, 2013, 06:42:11 PM
A spag is a unit of measurement. To make one Discordia, you need all the spags that are in a given location, plus one.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
September 23, 2013, 06:48:06 PM
SPAGS, TWO DIFFERENT KINDS:

The Spag works way too much for way too little
The Spag drinks way too early till way too late
The Spag hasn't had a raise since New Years Day in '08
gets trampled on by everyone
Except when he comes in here
And The Spag is the product of the Haggard generation
The Spag's got a redneck side when you get him agitated
The Spag's got the gold toothed look from a stiff right hook
The Spag's proud he took for his right wing stand on Vietnam
Says he lost his brother there

The Spag yells out "Johnny Cash!"
When the band starts to play
A ring of fire as the Spag walks up
And stands there by the stage
And the Spag says

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
Life was good and love was easy

The Spag's got an MBA and a plush corner office
The Spag's got a don't mess with me attitude
The Spag will close a deal she don't reveal that she can feel
The loneliness the emptiness
Except when she comes in here
The Spag's the product of the Me generation
The Spag's got a rock and roll side when you get her agitated
The Spag's got the tattoo there on her derriere from a spring break dare
In Panama where love was all she thought she'd ever need

The Spag yells out to the band
"Know any Bruce Springsteen?"
Then the Spag jumps up on the bar
And she, and she starts to scream
The Spag says

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good and love was easy

Yeah, yeah
Can or can't you get my mind off thinkin' 'bout
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Hey, hell yeah

Hell yeah
Turn it up
Right on
Hell yeah
Sounds good
Sing that song
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#23
September 23, 2013, 08:32:09 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 23, 2013, 06:16:58 PM
(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
Let me think for a second
Well, Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied
To his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

(Chorus 2x)
What is a spag?
A spag
Ask what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a spag?
I don't know
But I'm down with Discordia
And I'm down for life, yo

Desertlands? (We spags)
The Swamp? (We spags)
Belgium? (We spags)
Fuckin everybody (We spags)

I'm the spagalagalocoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead
But he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spa--What the fuck?
Connect...? Man that shit is whack

(Professor Cramulus)
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And argue down a rich boy
Walks right in the forum
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup (gloop)!

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a concept
In your pet project
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cause your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot

(Dirty Old Uncle Roger)
What is a spag?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts (ha)

(Professor Cramulus)
What is a spag?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs mutha-fucka's into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your mom through a coffee table

(Chorus)
What is a spag?
A spag
Ask what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a spag?
I don't know
But I'm down with Discordia
And I'm down for life, yo

I'm the spagalagalocoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck out of here
I'm the spagalagalocoroni
(I figures you would understand)

(Chorus 2x)
What is a spag?
A spag
Ask what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a spag?
I don't know
But I'm down with Discordia
And I'm down for life, yo

Portland? (We spags)
Tucson? (We spags)
Providence? (We spags)
Everybody? (We spags)(x 3)
Fuckin everybody? (We spags)
Everybody? (We spags)

What is a spag?

I thought of this song too. :P Excellent!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
September 23, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
What was the original song?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#25
September 23, 2013, 08:45:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
What was the original song?

ICP's "What is a Juggalo?" NSFW NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RUhEK2tHc8 NSFW. NSFW.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
September 23, 2013, 08:46:50 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#27
September 23, 2013, 08:48:16 PM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
September 23, 2013, 08:49:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 23, 2013, 08:48:16 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:46:50 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 23, 2013, 08:45:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 23, 2013, 08:42:32 PM
What was the original song?

ICP's "What is a Juggalo?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RUhEK2tHc8

Thanks.  I'll watch it at home.   :lulz:

It's a funny song. I like it.

Normally, I'd play it over the fucking intercom, let alone at my desk, but we have a couple of our major customers auditing us.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#29
September 24, 2013, 02:45:42 PM
A spag can be real about the important things. 
A spag can take a phenomenal crap, and admit it's time for a smoke.
A spag will hit off the clamatto can twice, to see if it really DOES get worse.
A spag will hand you the wool to pull over your own eyes.
A spag in the yard is worth 5 on the street.
A spag will add a certain je ne sais quoi to any soup in proper amounts.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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