Hauling Fascists Around By The Ankles

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Hey Pix, how ya been?

So where did this crapsack come from anyway??
Looks like he read some half-hacked, junk website with buzzwords for the "free thinking" teenager (close enough to buzzwords for the office manager) that he can throw around incorrectly to contradict his own thoughts, thought up by someone else, to sound like he knows what he's talking about, only to be torn apart by anyone who knows what those words actually mean?
What in the fuck is he even trying to say with this inane bullshit??

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

"My friends"... wasn't that john McCain AND Mitt Romney's line?
What the actual fuck!

[Ben Shapiro]

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

This is why we call Squiddy THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey Pix, how ya been?

So where did this crapsack come from anyway??
Looks like he read some half-hacked, junk website with buzzwords for the "free thinking" teenager (close enough to buzzwords for the office manager) that he can throw around incorrectly to contradict his own thoughts, thought up by someone else, to sound like he knows what he's talking about, only to be torn apart by anyone who knows what those words actually mean?
What in the fuck is he even trying to say with this inane bullshit??

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

"My friends"... wasn't that john McCain AND Mitt Romney's line?
What the actual fuck!

Shamans of Magic and Black Sorcerers of Sorcery.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Sounds like a crappy new age band.

"Yo I'm so deep! When I bend over and you look into my third eye you can see all the way to R'lyeh!"

Whatever, kid.
I think I hear your mom knowin her role and ringin the dinner bell for your moochin ass.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sounds like a crappy new age band.

"Yo I'm so deep! When I bend over and you look into my third eye you can see all the way to R'lyeh!"

Whatever, kid.
I think I hear your mom knowin her role and ringin the dinner bell for your moochin ass.

Wheeze

[Banned User 1]

Hey Pix, how ya been?

So where did this crapsack come from anyway??
Looks like he read some half-hacked, junk website with buzzwords for the "free thinking" teenager (close enough to buzzwords for the office manager) that he can throw around incorrectly to contradict his own thoughts, thought up by someone else, to sound like he knows what he's talking about, only to be torn apart by anyone who knows what those words actually mean?
What in the fuck is he even trying to say with this inane bullshit??

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

"My friends"... wasn't that john McCain AND Mitt Romney's line?
What the actual fuck!

I did some light googling on him.

Turns out that his primary interests appear to be fight club derived interpretations of nihilism, satanism of the anton levey flavour, nwo conspiracies, and all of his friends seem to be people who like to roleplay as sith lords and they appearently troll and countertroll one another into oblivion.
There is also a user "galdrux" on the spells of magic forums who may or may not be related, and that term itself is some new age concept I cannot be assed to remember the meaning of.

In short, it appears that he is from wherever all edgy edgemasters come from...

[Ben Shapiro]

Sounds like a crappy new age band.

"Yo I'm so deep! When I bend over and you look into my third eye you can see all the way to R'lyeh!"

Whatever, kid.
I think I hear your mom knowin her role and ringin the dinner bell for your moochin ass.

Honestly it sounds like every angsty Tool fan.
Seriously the ones that stand around discussing music theory at shows, and completely miss the fucking show.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey Pix, how ya been?

So where did this crapsack come from anyway??
Looks like he read some half-hacked, junk website with buzzwords for the "free thinking" teenager (close enough to buzzwords for the office manager) that he can throw around incorrectly to contradict his own thoughts, thought up by someone else, to sound like he knows what he's talking about, only to be torn apart by anyone who knows what those words actually mean?
What in the fuck is he even trying to say with this inane bullshit??

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

"My friends"... wasn't that john McCain AND Mitt Romney's line?
What the actual fuck!

I did some light googling on him.

Turns out that his primary interests appear to be fight club derived interpretations of nihilism, satanism of the anton levey flavour, nwo conspiracies, and all of his friends seem to be people who like to roleplay as sith lords and they appearently troll and countertroll one another into oblivion.
There is also a user "galdrux" on the spells of magic forums who may or may not be related, and that term itself is some new age concept I cannot be assed to remember the meaning of.

In short, it appears that he is from wherever all edgy edgemasters come from...

"Their mother's basement."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sounds like a crappy new age band.

"Yo I'm so deep! When I bend over and you look into my third eye you can see all the way to R'lyeh!"

Whatever, kid.
I think I hear your mom knowin her role and ringin the dinner bell for your moochin ass.

Honestly it sounds like every angsty Tool fan.
Seriously the ones that stand around discussing music theory at shows, and completely miss the fucking show.

So, King Crimson fans. 

[Ben Shapiro]

Hey Pix, how ya been?

So where did this crapsack come from anyway??
Looks like he read some half-hacked, junk website with buzzwords for the "free thinking" teenager (close enough to buzzwords for the office manager) that he can throw around incorrectly to contradict his own thoughts, thought up by someone else, to sound like he knows what he's talking about, only to be torn apart by anyone who knows what those words actually mean?
What in the fuck is he even trying to say with this inane bullshit??

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

"My friends"... wasn't that john McCain AND Mitt Romney's line?
What the actual fuck!

I did some light googling on him.

Turns out that his primary interests appear to be fight club derived interpretations of nihilism, satanism of the anton levey flavour, nwo conspiracies, and all of his friends seem to be people who like to roleplay as sith lords and they appearently troll and countertroll one another into oblivion.
There is also a user "galdrux" on the spells of magic forums who may or may not be related, and that term itself is some new age concept I cannot be assed to remember the meaning of.

In short, it appears that he is from wherever all edgy edgemasters come from...

Ahhh so we have a Jimmie Brown on our hands.

[Ben Shapiro]

Sounds like a crappy new age band.

"Yo I'm so deep! When I bend over and you look into my third eye you can see all the way to R'lyeh!"

Whatever, kid.
I think I hear your mom knowin her role and ringin the dinner bell for your moochin ass.

Honestly it sounds like every angsty Tool fan.
Seriously the ones that stand around discussing music theory at shows, and completely miss the fucking show.

So, King Crimson Progressive Metal/Rock fans. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey Pix, how ya been?

So where did this crapsack come from anyway??
Looks like he read some half-hacked, junk website with buzzwords for the "free thinking" teenager (close enough to buzzwords for the office manager) that he can throw around incorrectly to contradict his own thoughts, thought up by someone else, to sound like he knows what he's talking about, only to be torn apart by anyone who knows what those words actually mean?
What in the fuck is he even trying to say with this inane bullshit??

Did this guy just crawl out of the swamp and join a vampire freaks website with all the other lonely kids who want to act like they know shit? Or is he just another asshole who dresses funny and is sick of "the man" keeping him unemployed for it?

Smarten up and think about what the fuck you're actually saying before throwing your dick beaters all over your keyboard in an effort to sound "deep", cause you look like every other glob of self important spooge making up utter nonsense.

"My friends"... wasn't that john McCain AND Mitt Romney's line?
What the actual fuck!

I did some light googling on him.

Turns out that his primary interests appear to be fight club derived interpretations of nihilism, satanism of the anton levey flavour, nwo conspiracies, and all of his friends seem to be people who like to roleplay as sith lords and they appearently troll and countertroll one another into oblivion.
There is also a user "galdrux" on the spells of magic forums who may or may not be related, and that term itself is some new age concept I cannot be assed to remember the meaning of.

In short, it appears that he is from wherever all edgy edgemasters come from...

Darkwing Duck. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Darklings aren't actually interested in the Universe. They just take the cold, empty, uninteresting spots to somehow legitimize their failed ideologies by analogy. Yes, the Universe is mostly nothing. But there's a whole lot of something here. We're orbiting a whole lot of something. That whole lot of something is orbiting a whole lot of other something. That's unimportant because someone has to be in charge because most of everything doesn't care. 

We small d discordians don't get it. Life is only meaningful under an absolute state of monarchic anarchy. Clearly, we're not doing it right and our philosophical forebears would be ashamed of us. Shame, SHAME on us.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Sounds like a crappy new age band.

"Yo I'm so deep! When I bend over and you look into my third eye you can see all the way to R'lyeh!"

Whatever, kid.
I think I hear your mom knowin her role and ringin the dinner bell for your moochin ass.

Honestly it sounds like every angsty Tool fan.
Seriously the ones that stand around discussing music theory at shows, and completely miss the fucking show.

This sounds accurate.