Blargedy blarg.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.alternet.org/belief/10-most-absurd-sex-tips-christian-right?page=0%2C2&paging=off



Oh, American Christianity and your amazing sex/love advice!  Pat Robertson is EXACTLY the guy I turn to when things just aren't going right, if you know what I mean.

...And I think you do.

Feminists will particularly like this one.  And by "like", I mean

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

who the fuck ARE these people?!?
the hell is WRONG with the---oh. Jesus.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

who the fuck ARE these people?!?
the hell is WRONG with the---oh. Jesus.

Jesus didn't do that shit.  Crazy fucking moral majority fuckwads did that shit.



Though I gotta say, old Hay-zoos is letting some spags drag his name around, isn't he?

[Ben Shapiro]

I wish my wife was awake so she could laugh her fucking ass off.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

who the fuck ARE these people?!?
the hell is WRONG with the---oh. Jesus.

Jesus didn't do that shit.  Crazy fucking moral majority fuckwads did that shit.



Though I gotta say, old Hay-zoos is letting some spags drag his name around, isn't he?

Yeah he sure is. I mean... fuck's sake your picture is unstoppable... I mean, you'd think he'd put a stop to this kind of shit pretty quickly. He's probably sitting in a tree somewhere enjoying a pumpkin latte. Laughing.

[Junkenstein]

Oh wow. Hilarious from #1.

1) Be a better housekeeper to prevent cheating. Recently, Pat Robertson addressed a question that haunts many a woman who has a husband with a wandering eye: How to get past his cheating? Robertson all but told women not to worry their pretty little heads about their husband's infidelities, suggesting that male infidelity in nigh-inevitable. He did, however, make some suggestions on how to minimize the straying: "What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn't want to wander." On top of implying that clean floors and the smell of baking bread can prevent men from looking for strange women, Robertson asked women to sympathize with how hard it is for men, saying that they are "captured" by their sexual desires and it's up to women to "get him free". In general, Robertson takes the line that all problems in marriage are the fault of wives and never husbands. While most Christian advice-givers rarely go that far, most do adhere generally to the belief that keeping a marriage together is mostly a wife's job.

Remember ladies, anything that goes wrong in a relationship is your fault.

Or:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson_controversies

During Robertson's unsuccessful presidential bid in 1987, Robertson told a Wall Street Journal reporter that his wedding date was actually five months after the date he had always maintained.[8] Reporters said that the actual wedding date meant that his first son was conceived out of wedlock and that Robertson had lied about the date of his marriage in an attempt to cover the truth up.[8] While conceding the reports were accurate, Robertson said that conceiving his son out of wedlock occurred before Jesus Christ had entered his life.[8] Robertson denounced the media choosing to report on the issue as "outrageous" and "reprehensible."[9]

I was honestly a little surprised that he's not a a few divorces under his belt. I recall a few others who tend to place all blame for everything ever on women having 3+. The above should get him strung up by his own flock though.

[Junkenstein]

Also, Comedy alert:

hxxp://christiannymphos.org/2008/05/28/10-ways-to-embrace-the-sexy-wife-god-made-you-to-be/

[Kai]

So, basically, men are dumb sexual beasts who can't be trusted to keep their hands to themselves, but they're the best people to run the world? O.o

[Junkenstein]

I read it more as "These things would not be a problem if women stayed in line"

You're dealing with the Christian Right remember, they are never responsible for their own failings. Ever.

[Kai]

Also,

Turn your back for a second, and that's the second that penis slips into the vagina!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Also,

Turn your back for a second, and that's the second that penis slips into the vagina!