CRAMULUS

[Pæs]

xkcd has got your number.


                                                                            ^You are this one^

[Cramulus]

 

I'm telling you man,

the surveillance state is factory producing exhibitionists

Maybe the way to crack it is to eroticize it
just look right into the webcam, read instructions for making explosives, bring yourself to climax

imagine somewhere they are recruiting data analysts at the PRISM mainframe
reading them the sexual harassment policy
it's getting hot in here

A few years back, the CIA was found eavesdropping on our soldiers in Iraq. They had found troops having phone sex with their wives and girlfriends back home, passed these clips around the office so all the boys could get a good laugh... when the public found out about this, they were outraged.

Let's get outrageous together. Let's undress each other like terrorists. Let's put a metal butt plug between our cheeks and walk into the full body scan at the airport. Let's write allah ackbar on each others bodies in lipstick, then trip the scan with a box cutter in our pockets. When they threaten the cavity search, let an erotic sigh pass through your lips like you're waiting for it, give it to me,

I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
         \\
         

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

GO CRAM GO!

[Telarus]

 

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