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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 02, 2013, 02:52:09 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

October 02, 2013, 02:52:09 PM
I believe that everyone needs some weirdness in their life.

I believe that everyone fucking needs to swear more.

I believe that being a smartass is the best medicine.

I believe in yelling at people on the internet, because if I don't yell at them then the internet will be wrong, and that's not allowed on my watch.

I believe in getting drunk on Tuesday night.

I believe that adequate food, water, sanitation, shelter, and health care are basic goddamn human rights.

I believe hitting people with pies is an appropriate expression of free speech.

I believe in causing trouble.

I believe in dressing like an idiot.

I believe that staring at your navel too long results in a headache.

I believe in good design and silly fonts.

I believe the two party system is a miserable failure.

I believe in delicious things.

I believe in making stuff.

I believe that heaven is for chumps.

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#1
October 03, 2013, 12:46:00 AM
:awesome:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Reginald Ret

#2
October 03, 2013, 02:16:36 PM
Quote from: Sad Sack on October 02, 2013, 02:52:09 PM
We believe that everyone needs some weirdness in their life.

We believe that everyone fucking needs to swear more.

We believe that being a smartass is the best medicine.

We believe in yelling at people on the internet, because if we don't yell at them then the internet will be wrong, and that's not allowed on our watch.

We believe in getting drunk on Tuesday night.

We believe that adequate food, water, sanitation, shelter, and health care are basic goddamn human rights.

We believe hitting people with pies is an appropriate expression of free speech.

We believe in causing trouble.

We believe in dressing like an idiot.

We believe that staring at your navel too long results in a headache.

We believe in good design and silly fonts.

We believe the two party system is a miserable failure.

We believe in delicious things.

We believe in making stuff.

We believe that heaven is for chumps.
Seconded. Also, yoinked, printed, and taped to the wall at work.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Q. G. Pennyworth

#3
October 03, 2013, 02:22:54 PM
Feel free to add, subtract, staple and mutilate as you see fit :D

Reginald Ret

#4
October 04, 2013, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: Sad Sack on October 03, 2013, 02:22:54 PM
Feel free to add, subtract, staple and mutilate as you see fit :D
Already on it. The two party system is not applicable here  :D
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Q. G. Pennyworth

#5
October 04, 2013, 02:12:40 PM
"dressing like idiots" would be better for the plural.

Reginald Ret

#6
October 05, 2013, 04:20:48 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2013, 02:12:40 PM
"dressing like idiots" would be better for the plural.
NO! We will collectively dress like one idiot! Everybody gets part of one silly costume, to be integrated in their normal clothes in a way that does not make it noticable. Thus only we will know we are dressed like an idiot. We are idiot and we are legion. We are ubiquitous and superior, superior because we have an in-joke.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 05, 2013, 04:37:23 PM
I like this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#8
October 05, 2013, 10:11:57 PM
+1 internet.
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