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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Cainad (dec.)

#1
October 06, 2013, 01:27:03 AM
 :lulz: Well shit. They can RUN now, too.

Don Coyote

#2
October 06, 2013, 01:40:30 AM
This is why we need to be nice.Otherwise they will hunt us down and wear our hides.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#4
October 06, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

APPEARS TO HAVE COMBUSTION ENGINE.

LIVES ON FIRE. MUST FIND ALTERNATIVE.

Don Coyote

#5
October 06, 2013, 02:30:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on October 06, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

APPEARS TO HAVE COMBUSTION ENGINE.

LIVES ON FIRE. MUST FIND ALTERNATIVE.

YOU NO HAVE NO TIME TO SURVIVE

Salty

#6
October 06, 2013, 03:45:33 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

I can see hordes of these things, fully outfitted with an arsenal of peace keeping tools, making sure no one misses curfew. I just hope I can get a job controlling one.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 06, 2013, 04:23:47 AM
WHIRLY BLADES.

EVERYONE SHITTING THEMSELVES AT THE SOUND OF A MOPED.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#9
October 06, 2013, 04:59:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Um...


Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

That will be my god.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
October 06, 2013, 05:01:30 AM
It's only a matter of time before someone puts an AI in one of those things, and gives it hands. Then we're all fucked forever.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#11
October 06, 2013, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

:fap:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Forsooth

#12
October 06, 2013, 11:30:12 AM
a different one from them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o

its not a flamethower, but technically is still a weapon

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 07, 2013, 03:04:15 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 06, 2013, 05:01:30 AM
It's only a matter of time before someone puts an AI in one of those things, and gives it hands. Then we're all fucked forever.

Dear Lord, I hope so.

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#14
October 07, 2013, 03:32:41 PM
Why do people insist on turning the movie Screamers into real-life shit?
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