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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 07, 2013, 09:47:38 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 09:46:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 09:45:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 09:43:15 PM

Additionally, it's my opinion that the only reason we thing we need cars is because of the time those people have spent convincing us of that.

Also, running them over with a bike isn't nearly as scary.

Yeah. There's that. The machismo of the average car all by itself, the terror and swagger of it, offends me.

This is true, all this shit I'm saying is my actual opinion.

WHERE'S THE HATE?

I'm saving up to bash on Pink Floyd.  Which SOMEONE referred to as "subversive", if you can fucking believe THAT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#16
October 07, 2013, 09:50:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 09:47:38 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 09:46:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 09:45:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 09:43:15 PM

Additionally, it's my opinion that the only reason we thing we need cars is because of the time those people have spent convincing us of that.

Also, running them over with a bike isn't nearly as scary.

Yeah. There's that. The machismo of the average car all by itself, the terror and swagger of it, offends me.

This is true, all this shit I'm saying is my actual opinion.

WHERE'S THE HATE?

I'm saving up to bash on Pink Floyd.  Which SOMEONE referred to as "subversive", if you can fucking believe THAT.

They do want teachers to leave those kids alone.

Unless of course they see the warning signs of drug use.

Then they should definitely leave the kids alone.

And bring in the dogs.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 07, 2013, 09:55:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 09:50:50 PM
They do want teachers to leave those kids alone.

Unless of course they see the warning signs of drug use.

Then they should definitely leave the kids alone.

And bring in the dogs.

WELL, LET'S REVIEW:

Dark Side of the Moon:  Rich guys whining about rich guys.

The Wall:  Rich guy whining about being rich, plus Roger Waters whining about his dad dying in WWII.

The Final Cut:  Roger Waters whining about his dad dying in WWII, plus angst about WWIII that made me WANT WWIII.

Wish You Were Here:  Rich guy whining about how he got rich, plus the fact that sometimes he has to work with people that are unpleasant.

Ummagumma:  I'm all fucked up on acid.

Works:  More money, please.

Division Bell:  See Works.

Etc.

So, yeah, while cars may end the world, Roger Waters makes me want to buy a semi tractor and run it on the filthiest diesel I can, after ripping out the catalytic converter, just so I can blow a big hole in the ozone layer and give people skin cancer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#18
October 07, 2013, 09:57:37 PM

Salty

#19
October 07, 2013, 10:01:18 PM
Hey now, hey now...

Listen, I've been one of you for some time now.
I've contributed content, I've laughed and cried with you, I've warded off assholes and welcomed new comrades with you. We've all grown and learned and hated and lold together.

Now I've shared an opinion that means a lot to my daily life, which doesn't quite sit the same with each and every one of you for whatever reason.

I expect some fucking personal attacks here.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 07, 2013, 10:02:12 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 10:01:18 PM
Hey now, hey now...

Listen, I've been one of you for some time now.
I've contributed content, I've laughed and cried with you, I've warded off assholes and welcomed new comrades with you. We've all grown and learned and hated and lold together.

Now I've shared an opinion that means a lot to my daily life, which doesn't quite sit the same with each and every one of you for whatever reason.

I expect some fucking personal attacks here.

I'd be more inclined to do so if you didn't resemble a rather short badger.  Seriously, you should work on that. 

You are short; your opinion is invalid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#21
October 07, 2013, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 10:02:12 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 10:01:18 PM
Hey now, hey now...

Listen, I've been one of you for some time now.
I've contributed content, I've laughed and cried with you, I've warded off assholes and welcomed new comrades with you. We've all grown and learned and hated and lold together.

Now I've shared an opinion that means a lot to my daily life, which doesn't quite sit the same with each and every one of you for whatever reason.

I expect some fucking personal attacks here.

I'd be more inclined to do so if you didn't resemble a rather short badger.  Seriously, you should work on that. 

You are short; your opinion is invalid.

5'11 is not short. Studies show. There's a whole range of people shorter than me. People at 5'10 come to mind. Shitass inch lower than me sons of BITCHES.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 07, 2013, 10:09:19 PM
Observe:

:thisguy:

I am of regular height.  I have regular teeth.

Alty is on the right hand side.  He is short.  Tripping over a dime short.  He is also holding bourbon that costs more than 5 bucks (WRONG) and his teeth are distinctly badger-like.  He also has a criminal face.

Ergo, his "bike" plan is criminal, and possibly treasonous.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 07, 2013, 10:10:24 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 10:02:12 PM
Quote from: Alty on October 07, 2013, 10:01:18 PM
Hey now, hey now...

Listen, I've been one of you for some time now.
I've contributed content, I've laughed and cried with you, I've warded off assholes and welcomed new comrades with you. We've all grown and learned and hated and lold together.

Now I've shared an opinion that means a lot to my daily life, which doesn't quite sit the same with each and every one of you for whatever reason.

I expect some fucking personal attacks here.

I'd be more inclined to do so if you didn't resemble a rather short badger.  Seriously, you should work on that. 

You are short; your opinion is invalid.

5'11 is not short. Studies show. There's a whole range of people shorter than me. People at 5'10 come to mind. Shitass inch lower than me sons of BITCHES.

You are not 5'11", sir.  You are MAYBE 5'6".  If you're in heels.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 07, 2013, 10:11:21 PM
Damn, I was chunky when you visited.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#25
October 07, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
I'm not going to be much good at hating on you Alty, I haven't owned a car for about four years and have mostly walked everywhere I've gone since then. Currently I live near work, so that's not such a thing, but other times it involved a 2+ hour walk daily to/from work and my walking pace is insane.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 07, 2013, 10:13:59 PM
Another thing about Alty is that he is in fact so short that he gets more air (the atmosphere being denser down at his height), which gives him almost limitless energy with which to get angry.

Air + Badger = Problems.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
October 07, 2013, 10:14:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on October 07, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
I'm not going to be much good at hating on you Alty, I haven't owned a car for about four years and have mostly walked everywhere I've gone since then. Currently I live near work, so that's not such a thing, but other times it involved a 2+ hour walk daily to/from work and my walking pace is insane.

They don't even HAVE cars in New Zealand.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#28
October 07, 2013, 10:15:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 10:14:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on October 07, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
I'm not going to be much good at hating on you Alty, I haven't owned a car for about four years and have mostly walked everywhere I've gone since then. Currently I live near work, so that's not such a thing, but other times it involved a 2+ hour walk daily to/from work and my walking pace is insane.

They don't even HAVE cars in New Zealand.
Not since I crashed all of them. Those things are dangerous.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
October 07, 2013, 10:16:56 PM
Quote from: Pæs on October 07, 2013, 10:15:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 07, 2013, 10:14:24 PM
Quote from: Pæs on October 07, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
I'm not going to be much good at hating on you Alty, I haven't owned a car for about four years and have mostly walked everywhere I've gone since then. Currently I live near work, so that's not such a thing, but other times it involved a 2+ hour walk daily to/from work and my walking pace is insane.

They don't even HAVE cars in New Zealand.
Not since I crashed all of them. Those things are dangerous.

There isn't enough island to build a road.

What are you going to have?  The Pitcairn Memorial Highway or some shit?  By the time you hit the gas, you're over the side and into the ocean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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