MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE

[Demolition Squid]

That one's mango and ginger. I don't like the apricot one so much... but strawberries sound wonderful.

M&S has been doing a real push on luxury cheeses lately, their ranges are really good!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Wensleydale and cranberry is nice but, for my money, it's too cranberry. They do a blueberry one and it's a much better balance. Cheese really sings!

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm going to Gruyere to buy cheese on Saturday.

You may proceed to be jelly.

My jellying has commenced.

[Cain]

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[Anna Mae Bollocks]

SUP, BITCHES? YOU WANT SOME CHEESE SLICES?

HERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE SLICES!


THAT SHIT IS SLICED PROVOLONE, NERDS. IT HAS FLAVORS AND GOES GREAT WITH EVERYTHING. IT LOVES MEATS BEST OF ALL, SO GO MELT THAT SHIT ON SOME MEATBALLS AND MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS SUB EVER. DON'T LIKE MEATBALLS? PUT IT IN SOME BREAD WITH SOME GODDAMN LUNCHMEATS AND GO TO TOWN. PUT IT IN A GRILLED CHEESE WITH BACON BECAUSE WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING YOUR GRILLED CHEESES WITH BACON?

BECAUSE I PUT SMOKED PROVOLONE ON SOURDOUGH RYE, OR HOW ABOUT ON A HUNK OF FOCACCIA WITH LITTLE CLOVES OF ROASTED CARMELIZED GARLIC BAKED INTO IT, BITCHES? THAT SHIT MAKES BACON CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH - SO MUCH GODDAMN FLAVOR BITCHES BETTER STAND BACK WHEN YOU EAT THAT SHIT OR THE SHOCKWAVES FROM THE BIG SHUDDERING ORGASM YOU'RE GONNA HAVE WILL MAKE BRICKS AND SHIT FALL ON THEM.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I actually have some bread mix to mek a foccacia when I am not sick.

[hooplala]

Wensleydale

Yes?

Ah, I'll have some of that.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.  Mr. Wensleydale, that's my name.

[Ben Shapiro]

[LMNO]

Wensleydale

Yes?

Ah, I'll have some of that.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.  Mr. Wensleydale, that's my name.

Thank you for having the common decency to only use one of the more oblique Python references.

[Kai]

THIS IS NOT CHEESE:


FUCKING CHEESE CURDS ARE NOT CHEESE, OKAY? CHEESE DOES NOT SQUEAK WHEN YOU EAT IT. FOOD DOES NOT SQUEAK UNLESS YOU'RE EATING MICE WHOLE. THESE LITTLE FUCKERS ARE WHAT YOU MAKE CHEESE OUT OF. WHEN YOU EAT CHEESE CURDS, YOU ARE STRAIGHT UP EATING CHEESE ABORTIONS.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST STEP!!!1

~Kai,

Wisconsin raised.

[Pere Ubu]

WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING YOUR GRILLED CHEESES WITH BACON?

I had the best grilled cheese sammitch at one point, with ham, sliced onions, and (I think) Italian dressing.

BTW, did you know that if you leave Veveeta long enough, it grows salt crystals all over it like some cheap Magic Rocks set? THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING YOUR GRILLED CHEESES WITH BACON?[/size]

I had the best grilled cheese sammitch at one point, with ham, sliced onions, and (I think) Italian dressing.

BTW, did you know that if you leave Veveeta long enough, it grows salt crystals all over it like some cheap Magic Rocks set? THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT.

Velveeta is NOT CHEESE.
It's a vaguely cheese-like substance used for dip and nacho sauce recipes because it melts smoothly.
CHEESE HAS LUMPS WHEN YOU MELT IT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PRETTY. It has SUBSTANCE.