Holist's inauthentic artist watch thread

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's like the sell out syndrome.

As soon as a group gets any level of success, they're automatically sell outs.

Well, fuck, wouldn't you sign the contract in their shoes? I would. Does that make me a sell out? Well maybe. But I started playing out because I wanted to make money off of this in the first place, right?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Success isn't "selling out". This probably is, though. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Success isn't "selling out". This probably is, though. 

Well, only if Lemmy is guilty of the same, which is pretty damn near impossible, especially where Daleks are involved:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XznuoDdv-IM

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Lemmy gets a pass because...Lemmy. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Lemmy gets a pass because...Lemmy. 

True. He is basically a Welsh Johnny Cash.

[hooplala]

No one likes it when a snotnose is clearly doing better than you.

This, I think, is Holist's beef in a nutshell.

[hooplala]

Here's some kids a touch older performing Tool's '46 and 2'... they are pretty much flawless. 

And watch that kid on drums at the end, I wish I was that passionate about anything.  Must be pretty depressingly scary, huh Holist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0

[Nephew Twiddleton]

No one likes it when a snotnose is clearly doing better than you.

This, I think, is Holist's beef in a nutshell.

It would have to be, no? I mean, it's easy as hell to find a band of 14 year old who clearly need to go home and practice more.

Unless of course, holist's perfect pitch is somehow getting offended by some out of place microtone that absolutely no one else can hear.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Here's some kids a touch older performing Tool's '46 and 2'... they are pretty much flawless. 

And watch that kid on drums at the end, I wish I was that passionate about anything.  Must be pretty depressingly scary, huh Holist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0

Posted that one already. 

Great minds.

[hooplala]

Here's some kids a touch older performing Tool's '46 and 2'... they are pretty much flawless. 

And watch that kid on drums at the end, I wish I was that passionate about anything.  Must be pretty depressingly scary, huh Holist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0

Posted that one already. 

Great minds.

Oh cripes.  It's too early for me to be posting.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Here's some kids a touch older performing Tool's '46 and 2'... they are pretty much flawless. 

And watch that kid on drums at the end, I wish I was that passionate about anything.  Must be pretty depressingly scary, huh Holist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0

Posted that one already. 

Great minds.

Oh cripes.  It's too early for me to be posting.

Pretty early for me too, but on the bright side that means I can go and order breakfast rather than rolling out of bed unbathed and running off to school.

[Don Coyote]

No one likes it when a snotnose is clearly doing better than you.

This, I think, is Holist's beef in a nutshell.

It would have to be, no? I mean, it's easy as hell to find a band of 14 year old who clearly need to go home and practice more.

Unless of course, holist's perfect pitch is somehow getting offended by some out of place microtone that absolutely no one else can hear.

Imma day this. The two girls sound a little off but they are children and that is something that can improve so long as some pretentious asshat doesn't discourage then.

honestly I don't understand why anyone, especially a musician, would give him any heed about the technical aspects of the craft.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was thinking along the lines of instrumentation but youre right. A kids going to need some slack on the singing one way or the other because their vocal cords arent done developing anyway.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was thinking along the lines of instrumentation but youre right. A kids going to need some slack on the singing one way or the other because their vocal cords arent done developing anyway.

Yep. Every singer I've known who learned to sing as a kid had to re-learn after puberty, and my voice instructor confirmed this when I told her I could sing as a little girl but totally lost control of my voice after puberty. She said you essentially have to relearn with a new instrument, and not only that but you also have a lot of muscle development to do to get your voice in shape. Which is why if you're a singer you need to train the time, or you'll essentially go flabby.

[LMNO]

Which is why Beiber mentored under Usher when puberty hit.