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Started by Dildo Argentino, October 15, 2013, 07:24:47 AM

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LMNO

#30
October 17, 2013, 06:23:31 PM
How do I know that?



WHY do I know that?


:horrormirth:

Don Coyote

#31
October 17, 2013, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2013, 06:23:31 PM
How do I know that?



WHY do I know that?


:horrormirth:

Are you secretly futureBieber traveled back to atone for your sins?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
October 17, 2013, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2013, 06:22:57 PM
Which is why Beiber mentored under Usher when puberty hit.

:lulz: Your brain is a dirty, dirty place, isn't it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#33
October 17, 2013, 06:38:45 PM
It's horrible.  Horrible, I tell you.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#34
October 17, 2013, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2013, 06:38:45 PM
It's horrible.  Horrible, I tell you.

Right up there with Roger. Eep.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#35
October 17, 2013, 07:55:02 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 17, 2013, 06:20:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 05:13:14 PM
I was thinking along the lines of instrumentation but youre right. A kids going to need some slack on the singing one way or the other because their vocal cords arent done developing anyway.

Yep. Every singer I've known who learned to sing as a kid had to re-learn after puberty, and my voice instructor confirmed this when I told her I could sing as a little girl but totally lost control of my voice after puberty. She said you essentially have to relearn with a new instrument, and not only that but you also have a lot of muscle development to do to get your voice in shape. Which is why if you're a singer you need to train the time, or you'll essentially go flabby.
By analogy its like learning to play violin suddenly realizing your violin became a cello somehow just in time for the cello to become a double bass. Technically you know how to play it but the spacing is all weird between the fret positions (the violin family doesnt have physical frets like a guitar does) and youre playing deeper notes than you want to.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#36
October 17, 2013, 08:18:53 PM
Shit gets real when it turns into a nyckelharpa. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

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October 17, 2013, 08:52:38 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 10:20:15 AM by -
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AFK

#38
October 17, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
Someone needs to give Miley Cyrus cello lessons.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#39
October 17, 2013, 09:24:02 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
Someone needs to give Miley Cyrus cello lessons.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#40
October 17, 2013, 09:40:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 17, 2013, 09:24:02 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
Someone needs to give Miley Cyrus cello lessons.
You seem to have a man crush on miley. Sixth fucking attempt this phone can suck my nuts.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#41
October 17, 2013, 09:57:24 PM
Fuck that shit.  She might sing, or speak, or something.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#42
October 17, 2013, 10:03:37 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 09:57:24 PM
Fuck that shit.  She might sing, or speak, or something.
Its funny because you said bearman has a man crush on you because hes doing the same thing youre doing with miley cyrus and it took of six tries to deliver a one liner based on that. The whole thing is funny so give me a :lulz: rwhn.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#43
October 17, 2013, 10:17:25 PM
I mean ffs one of those attempts ended with me pming myself the one liner and then saying how much i hate this phone. And i really really do have this phone and its hilarious. I didnt even know pming myself was even possible.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#44
October 17, 2013, 10:21:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 17, 2013, 08:52:38 PM
Wait wait wait...Bieber hit puberty?

Yeah, that one had me wondering too.  :lulz:
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