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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 18, 2013, 07:44:55 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 18, 2013, 09:24:49 PM
Of course, Nigel's dick is not constrained by petty thing such as causalty or time.

While preparing for a meeting concerning his memoirs, Winston Churchhill met up with The Dick From Tomorrow:



Albert Einstien learned the *ahem* hard way that he never should have even brought up the idea of time as a mutable dimension:



Nigel was not amused by Lady Astor's "D-Day Dodgers" comment.



" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 18, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 18, 2013, 09:23:26 PM
Everyday after the gym my head feels dizzy. I tried running head first into a wall blasting earth wind and fire. But nothing happens.

You cannot outrun her.  I'd have thought that would be obvious by now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 18, 2013, 09:25:54 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 18, 2013, 09:23:55 PM
So THAT'S why I'm sitting funny.

Almost like there's something on the chair, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#18
October 18, 2013, 09:28:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 18, 2013, 09:23:26 PM
Everyday after the gym my head feels dizzy. I tried running head first into a wall blasting earth wind and fire. But nothing happens.

You cannot outrun her.  I'd have thought that would be obvious by now.

Hmm seems that I need to run into a thicker wall. This time with Yanni blasting.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 18, 2013, 09:29:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 18, 2013, 09:28:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 18, 2013, 09:23:26 PM
Everyday after the gym my head feels dizzy. I tried running head first into a wall blasting earth wind and fire. But nothing happens.

You cannot outrun her.  I'd have thought that would be obvious by now.

Hmm seems that I need to run into a thicker wall. This time with Yanni blasting.

It won't help, but it might make you feel better about the whole thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#20
October 18, 2013, 09:34:52 PM
Curse these fingers and this tablet.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 18, 2013, 09:35:32 PM
How does one "blast" Yanni?   :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#22
October 18, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
With a shotgun?

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 18, 2013, 09:39:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 18, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
With a shotgun?

That was my first thought, but given that at this point Bear would be sprinting at a wall with Nigel's dick up his ass, how accurate could he possibly be?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#24
October 18, 2013, 09:42:08 PM
The buck shot purges all within its blast.

Pere Ubu

#25
October 18, 2013, 10:50:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:25:54 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 18, 2013, 09:23:55 PM
So THAT'S why I'm sitting funny.

Almost like there's something on the chair, right?

YES.

Like a rugose, antediluvian... Presence...
If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
October 19, 2013, 04:57:01 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:35:32 PM
How does one "blast" Yanni?   :?

Well, let me tell you...

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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