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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 23, 2013, 03:24:35 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 23, 2013, 03:24:35 AM


There are 4,385 animals in this picture that could kill you dead.

We love it here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
October 23, 2013, 03:25:31 AM
It looks alarmingly like Mars.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 23, 2013, 03:26:53 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 23, 2013, 03:25:31 AM
It looks alarmingly like Mars.

No, they say there's water on Mars.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
October 23, 2013, 03:28:23 AM
Arizona was underwater.

Once. Then Tucson happened, I think.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
October 23, 2013, 03:28:52 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 23, 2013, 03:29:26 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 23, 2013, 03:28:23 AM
Arizona was underwater.

Once. Then Tucson, I think.

Under 11000 feet of coyote shit and coliche, there is in fact an ancient sea bed.

11000 feet down.  Where it belongs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#6
October 23, 2013, 03:33:13 AM
That's kind of pretty...kinda.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 23, 2013, 03:34:16 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2013, 03:33:13 AM
That's kind of pretty...kinda.

WELCOME TO ARIZONA
Nothing valued is here.
Sending this message was important to us, for
we despise you and all who are like you.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture,
though our professional football team sucks.
If you enter into this place you will be smitten
with radiation and horrible things will bite
and sting you. The people are evil and violent
and will attack you.
There is nothing for you here.
GO AWAY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#8
October 23, 2013, 03:39:55 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 23, 2013, 03:34:16 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2013, 03:33:13 AM
That's kind of pretty...kinda.

WELCOME TO ARIZONA
Nothing valued is here.
Sending this message was important to us, for
we despise you and all who are like you.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture,
though our professional football team sucks.
If you enter into this place you will be smitten
with radiation and horrible things will bite
and sting you. The people are evil and violent
and will attack you.
There is nothing for you here.
GO AWAY.

:mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Kai

#9
October 23, 2013, 04:42:36 AM
You have some beautiful places, though. Dangerous, but beautiful.

Too bad about that human infestation.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Don Coyote

#10
October 23, 2013, 05:48:31 AM
Deserts are the best. They have no qualms telling you that they will fucking kill you. Unlike those bastards the Oceans, and their cousins the Lakes and Rivers. "Just go for a swim, we're just so cool and refreshing..." then BANG giant squid
Not so with the desert.
They simply say "hey fuckface. I'm going to fry your fucking eyeballs in their sockets"

Cain

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October 23, 2013, 10:01:48 AM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 05:45:18 AM by -
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P3nT4gR4m

#12
October 23, 2013, 11:18:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 23, 2013, 10:01:48 AM
Quote4,385 animals in this picture that could kill you dead.

Australia commends your brave effort in outdoing its own lethality, fruitless as it is.

:lulz:

I spent last friday night, in a hostel, drinking with a couple of Aussies who tried to convince me to visit their continent.

"but everything will try to kill me..." I retorted

They started to argue the toss but we ended up re-enacting the "what have the romans ever done for us" skit from Monty Python only with trapdoor spiders and brownsnakes instead of viaducts and sewers

"Okay so, apart from the scorpions and red bellied black snakes and box jellyfish and great white sharks and redbacks and sea wasps.... what has australlia ever done to kill us?"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#13
October 23, 2013, 12:31:53 PM
...





Sea wasps?



:googles:




:omg:

P3nT4gR4m

#14
October 23, 2013, 12:39:22 PM
If ever there was a landmass that gave a clearer indication that it doesn't want filthy humans anywhere near it, I'm pretty sure it would start raining fire in Australia just to keep the crown

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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