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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by PANGO!, October 27, 2013, 04:09:16 AM

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Bu🤠ns

#15
October 27, 2013, 07:55:36 PM
Quote from: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 27, 2013, 07:49:49 PM
Okay...WHEN can I share this

IS MARKETING MATERIAL, FILTHY SWINESNAKE. IS MEANT TO BE DISTRIBUTED FREELY.
FUCKING HUMANS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FREE MARKET.

:lulz:

Ben Shapiro

#16
October 27, 2013, 08:18:51 PM
LOVE YOU AND THIS NEEDS TO BE IN HALL OF FAME!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
October 27, 2013, 08:30:36 PM
THESE ARE UTTER FUCKING GENIUS!

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
October 27, 2013, 08:44:36 PM
PANGO!, how could I obtain certification as a token friend?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#19
October 27, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
PANGO! I've heard you now have Certified Orkadian Token Friends.

I would like to get in at the ground level of this service.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

PANGO!

#20
October 27, 2013, 09:05:55 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 27, 2013, 08:44:36 PM
PANGO!, how could I obtain certification as a token friend?

CERTIFICATION REQUIRE STRICT ADHERENCE TO SIMPLE RULES.
1. CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND DO NOT QUESTION JUDGMENT OF LEASE HOLDER.
2. CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND ALWAYS DRESS WHITE  AND SMILE.

UNFORTUNATELY PANGO! INTERNATIONAL DO NOT PRESENTLY HAVE POSITIONS IN CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND PROGRAM FOR ANY PERSON WHO FIT MORE THAN ONE MINORITY GROUP. WHITE GUYS OPEN TO LOOKING GOOD, BUT NOT INTERESTED IN TAKING EQUALITY TOO FAR.

PANGO!

#21
October 27, 2013, 09:11:05 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 27, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
PANGO! I've heard you now have Certified Orkadian Token Friends.

I would like to get in at the ground level of this service.

HAHA.
NOBODY CARE ABOUT ORKADIAN EQUALITY, PIGFACE.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
October 27, 2013, 09:13:34 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Aucoq

#23
October 28, 2013, 03:51:04 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Goddamn I love you, PANGO!
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Junkenstein

#24
October 28, 2013, 08:19:15 AM
I fucking love PANGO
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#25
October 28, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
This gives my life meaning.
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