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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 28, 2013, 08:37:28 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 28, 2013, 08:37:28 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1
October 28, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
The hell is an "Abortion mill"?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 28, 2013, 08:53:43 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
The hell is an "Abortion mill"?

It's a place where they force young White women to have abortions.  Like in China.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#3
October 28, 2013, 08:57:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 08:53:43 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
The hell is an "Abortion mill"?

It's a place where they force young White women to have abortions.  Like in China.

I don't know what reality he lives in, but I don't want to visit.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
October 28, 2013, 08:59:14 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:57:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 08:53:43 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
The hell is an "Abortion mill"?

It's a place where they force young White women to have abortions.  Like in China.

I don't know what reality he lives in, but I don't want to visit.

Texas.  It's like Oklahoma, except without the class and high tone you'd expect there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#5
October 28, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
All I know about Oklahoma is it's made of red and they think "sooner" is a noun.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 28, 2013, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
All I know about Oklahoma is it's made of red and they think "sooner" is a noun.

You East coast types have NO idea how good you have it.  Seriously.  People out here believe REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THINGS with a STRAIGHT FACE.

It's all the big empty.  Gets in your head and gnaws on your frontal lobes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#7
October 28, 2013, 09:05:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
All I know about Oklahoma is it's made of red and they think "sooner" is a noun.

You East coast types have NO idea how good you have it.  Seriously.  People out here believe REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THINGS with a STRAIGHT FACE.

It's all the big empty.  Gets in your head and gnaws on your frontal lobes.

That's why the good lord made Hills and Skyscrapers! If you start seeing too far shit gets wacky.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
October 28, 2013, 09:06:50 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:05:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
All I know about Oklahoma is it's made of red and they think "sooner" is a noun.

You East coast types have NO idea how good you have it.  Seriously.  People out here believe REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THINGS with a STRAIGHT FACE.

It's all the big empty.  Gets in your head and gnaws on your frontal lobes.

That's why the good lord made Hills and Skyscrapers! If you start seeing too far shit gets wacky.

This is why all the best religions come out of deserts.  True fact.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#9
October 28, 2013, 09:07:42 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:05:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
All I know about Oklahoma is it's made of red and they think "sooner" is a noun.

You East coast types have NO idea how good you have it.  Seriously.  People out here believe REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THINGS with a STRAIGHT FACE.

It's all the big empty.  Gets in your head and gnaws on your frontal lobes.

That's why the good lord made Hills and Skyscrapers! If you start seeing too far shit gets wacky.

Don't get Roger started on our nature. He says we waste it.

We don't waste it, everyone knows the Blackstone River was the largest toilet from Worcester to Providence for a couple of centuries before they started to find fish with extra eyes and Volkswagen Beetles under the silt that were dumped there during the Blizzard of 78.
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tarod

#10
October 28, 2013, 09:10:01 PM
I live in Oklahoma. I'm not native to it though. I think one of the main reasons oklahoma stays relatively sane is because of how much everyone here hates Texas.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
October 28, 2013, 09:10:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 28, 2013, 09:07:42 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:05:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 09:02:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:01:08 PM
All I know about Oklahoma is it's made of red and they think "sooner" is a noun.

You East coast types have NO idea how good you have it.  Seriously.  People out here believe REALLY FUCKING WEIRD THINGS with a STRAIGHT FACE.

It's all the big empty.  Gets in your head and gnaws on your frontal lobes.

That's why the good lord made Hills and Skyscrapers! If you start seeing too far shit gets wacky.

Don't get Roger started on our nature. He says we waste it.

We don't waste it, everyone knows the Blackstone River was the largest toilet from Worcester to Providence for a couple of centuries before they started to find fish with extra eyes and Volkswagen Beetles under the silt that were dumped there during the Blizzard of 78.

You do.  You pave over it, you let fresh water go into the ocean, and you have little flying vampires that attack you at night.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aucoq

#12
October 28, 2013, 09:16:48 PM
Quote from: tarod on October 28, 2013, 09:10:01 PM
I live in Oklahoma. I'm not native to it though. I think one of the main reasons oklahoma stays relatively sane is because of how much everyone here hates Texas.

I don't think any state west of the Mississippi and east of the Rockies can be called "sane."  :lol:
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#13
October 28, 2013, 09:18:44 PM
"Abortion mills"... shitty, understaffed and sub-par clinics where mostly-poor people go to obtain abortions... do exist. Their existence is ensured by the increasing stigma and difficulty of offering abortions in a clean safe clinic environment; in other words, it is restrictive regulations and fear that perpetuate them in the first place.
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tarod

#14
October 28, 2013, 09:24:11 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on October 28, 2013, 09:16:48 PM
Quote from: tarod on October 28, 2013, 09:10:01 PM
I live in Oklahoma. I'm not native to it though. I think one of the main reasons oklahoma stays relatively sane is because of how much everyone here hates Texas.

I don't think any state west of the Mississippi and east of the Rockies can be called "sane."  :lol:

"relatively"
Kansas, Mississippi , and Texas are just flat bonkers.
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