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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 29, 2013, 03:38:58 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 29, 2013, 03:38:58 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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October 29, 2013, 03:42:05 AM
What am I about to click on?

Suu

#2
October 29, 2013, 03:45:45 AM
I believe that is one of Roger's sermons.
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October 29, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 29, 2013, 03:42:05 AM
What am I about to click on?

Stang doing one of my rants.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
October 29, 2013, 04:02:18 AM
That needs to be spread around some.  :lol:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 29, 2013, 04:08:20 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 29, 2013, 04:02:18 AM
That needs to be spread around some.  :lol:

They sound WAY better when Stang does 'em.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
October 29, 2013, 04:43:31 AM
Didn't he do another one of yours fairly recently?
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October 29, 2013, 06:11:39 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 04:08:20 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 29, 2013, 04:02:18 AM
That needs to be spread around some.  :lol:

They sound WAY better when Stang does 'em.

I rather prefer them when you do them, and you should record them more often. But Stang is pretty good. :lol:
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October 29, 2013, 06:15:15 AM
In other words, DON'T SHUT UP.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

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October 29, 2013, 12:32:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 29, 2013, 03:42:05 AM
What am I about to click on?

Stang doing one of my rants.

When I clicked on this, I expected it to be Stang ripping off one of your rants, so this was both a pleasant surprise and fucking incredible, simultaneously.  Like Nigel, I also prefer your own readings, but he really picked up steam in the second half. Good way to start one's morning.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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October 29, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 29, 2013, 12:32:27 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 29, 2013, 03:42:05 AM
What am I about to click on?

Stang doing one of my rants.

When I clicked on this, I expected it to be Stang ripping off one of your rants, so this was both a pleasant surprise and fucking incredible, simultaneously.  Like Nigel, I also prefer your own readings, but he really picked up steam in the second half. Good way to start one's morning.

Stang just grabs shit; it's how he's made.  But what he DOES do is give credit - at least once, in this case twice - not just to the author of the rant, but the shit that is playing in the background.

And to be fair, he hollered at me when he grabbed it, which was my chance to say "no."

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
October 29, 2013, 01:47:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 29, 2013, 04:43:31 AM
Didn't he do another one of yours fairly recently?

Yeah, he did the UNNNNNNG rant at X-Day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aucoq

#12
November 07, 2013, 06:34:25 PM
That was so fucking badass.

I have to go with Nigel and Hoopla on this one though.  It'd be awesome to hear you read one of your rants, Roger. :)
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#13
November 07, 2013, 06:41:37 PM
Surprisingly, when he reads a rant, he rushes his words.  For one of the Spider Project numbers, I had to slow down the recording, and it still felt rushed.

He does much better when he's improvising.

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 07, 2013, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 07, 2013, 06:41:37 PM
Surprisingly, when he reads a rant, he rushes his words.  For one of the Spider Project numbers, I had to slow down the recording, and it still felt rushed.

He does much better when he's improvising.

Yeah, and then I'm too slow.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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