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How do I get molested by greys?

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, November 03, 2013, 03:45:04 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#15
December 28, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Odibex Grallspice

#16
December 28, 2013, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 28, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
Here ya go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_impaction
Good read  :lulz:

Why they call it a stool? Stool this and stool that.

minuspace

#17
December 29, 2013, 12:39:40 AM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
December 29, 2013, 08:22:49 PM
Don't use opiates, they stop you up. And then horrible things happen.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
December 29, 2013, 08:23:51 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Odibex Grallspice

#20
December 30, 2013, 12:08:09 AM
^Deliciously nasty.

inode_buddha

#21
December 30, 2013, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 03, 2013, 03:45:04 AM
So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.

I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1

Nothing.  What|the|fupp?!

Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum.  So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?

You sound like Congress.
C|N>K

Resigned Obligatorily

#22
March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!

No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!

No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.

Watch out for Bearman, then.

And that Binks hooligan.  She is NOT on your side.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

#24
March 05, 2014, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!

No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.

Watch out for Bearman, then.

And that Binks hooligan.  She is NOT on your side.

Lol, I don't plan arranging any kind of meet-ups anytime soon.
Luckily this is a big place and I spend half my time in Seattle.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
March 05, 2014, 01:11:54 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!

No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.

Watch out for Bearman, then.

And that Binks hooligan.  She is NOT on your side.

Lol, I don't plan arranging any kind of meet-ups anytime soon.
Luckily this is a big place and I spend half my time in Seattle.

If you hear a little giggle behind you, don't look.

Just run.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Resigned Obligatorily

#26
March 06, 2014, 08:59:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:11:54 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!

No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.

Watch out for Bearman, then.

And that Binks hooligan.  She is NOT on your side.

Lol, I don't plan arranging any kind of meet-ups anytime soon.
Luckily this is a big place and I spend half my time in Seattle.

If you hear a little giggle behind you, don't look.

Just run.

Thanks for the tip, will do!
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#27
March 10, 2014, 08:25:10 PM
Quote from: Eukanuba on December 28, 2013, 12:50:56 PM
I was recently speaking to somebody who seemed fairly normal but off-kilter enough that he might appreciate some angular thinking. I started talking about Grant Morrison and his Disinfo speech, the one where he talks about being abducted by aliens in Katmandu.

The guy I was talking to asked when this had happened, and I told him it was in 1994. He then looked very serious and told me that that sounded correct, because on all the evidence the aliens stopped abducting people around the year 2000.

I don't know how true this is, although I have met lizard people and big squid things on DMT and/or mushrooms, maybe they've got the contract now?

The greys disappeared and left camera phones behind as a parting gift. Any honest examination of the record will bear this out.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Cain

#28
March 10, 2014, 08:36:34 PM
I think they definitely got their money's worth with that deal.

I mean, they got to anally probe people with impunity, and we got selfies.  We should've at least held out for FTL propulsion systems.
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